Preservation (2014)

Resident Evil: Degeneration

Very good for a CGI movie. Especially one based on a video game franchise.

4 stars.

Joe Dirt 2

Yeah. So I noticed Joe Dirt 2 was available on Crackle, so I decided to give it a watch. I could only make it through a little over an hour. Like so many Happy Madison movies lately, it just gets so sidetracked and off the rails that you don't even know what movie your watching. A terrible film. The few funny parts can't even redeem it from being an absolute rock bottom movie.

1/5

A Joe Dirt 2 was already out? Was David Spade in it?

thecrow174 wrote :

A Joe Dirt 2 was already out? Was David Spade in it?
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Yep. It's a Crackle exclusive movie. Free to watch. And just awful.

It's starts out okay, but quickly starts devolving into a jumbled mess of ad libs and terrible writing/editing. Could have been so much better had it stuck to some kind of formula or script.

The last Joe Dirt was gross enough. Remember that scene with the dog and the frozen porch?

Jungle Warriors

I've become a sucker for B movies lately It was mostly talking and stuff in this one. But there were chicks with guns taking on the bad guys,

3 stars.

thecrow174 wrote :

Jungle Warriors

I've become a sucker for B movies lately It was mostly talking and stuff in this one. But there were chicks with guns taking on the bad guys,

3 stars.
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I highly recommend watching Streets of Fire directed by Walter Hill who was also behind The Warriors. Awesome soundtrack and a fast paced action rock n roll fable! It stars Vaporman's childhood crush Diane Lane!

I've seen The Warriors before, but not Streets of Fire. It looks like it's a good one.

Bill Paxton bonus!