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Rick Ace Rhodes
Anyone ever play this game on other forums or Reddit pages? It's really fun. A person makes a wish, and the next user grants the wish but corrupts it. Then they get to make a wish and so on. Example:

User A: I wish I had a brand new car.
User B: Wish granted. Your car has no engine.

User B: I wish I had a billion dollars.
User C: Wish granted. You are prohibited from spending all of your money.

I figure this would be a fun game to play. Let's begin!

I wish I could win a date with super model Kate Upton.

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Superman
Sounds like fun.

Wish granted. You, Kate Upton, and her fiance all go on a date together.

My wish: I wish I could hang out with Reese Witherspoon for a day.
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eddstarr
Superman wrote :

Sounds like fun.

Wish granted. You, Kate Upton, and her fiance all go on a date together.

My wish: I wish I could hang out with Reese Witherspoon for a day.
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Wish granted. You will spend a day with Reese Witherspoon handcuffed to her refrigerator, without a key. 


I wish I had a Rolls-Royce convertible.
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vkimo
Your wish is my command


I wish I had cable
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ThatDudeintheHoodie
Wish granted but it only has Cspan. 

I wish I had a trillion dollars.
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Vaporman87

Wish granted. They're all glued together.


I wish had a real life version of Roboto

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echidna64
Vaporman87 wrote :

Wish granted. They're all glued together.


I wish had a real life version of Roboto

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Wish granted! The band Styx appears at your house and plays "Mr. Roboto" live

I wish I could fly


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Vaporman87

@echidna: That's a corruption I would actually accept

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You love this signature.
vkimo
echidna64 wrote :

Vaporman87 wrote :


Wish granted. They're all glued together.


I wish had a real life version of Roboto

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Wish granted! The band Styx appears at your house and plays "Mr. Roboto" live

I wish I could fly


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Your lessons start Thursday, dress as a school girl, R. Kelly is your instructor.
I wish I could read minds. 
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ThatDudeintheHoodie
vkimo wrote :

echidna64 wrote :


Vaporman87 wrote :



Wish granted. They're all glued together.


I wish had a real life version of Roboto

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Wish granted! The band Styx appears at your house and plays "Mr. Roboto" live

I wish I could fly


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Your lessons start Thursday, dress as a school girl, R. Kelly is your instructor.
I wish I could read minds. 
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Wish granted, but it's dirty thoughts only. 

I wish for a cheeseburger
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echidna64
ThatDudeintheHoodie wrote :

Wish granted, but it's dirty thoughts only. 

I wish for a cheeseburger
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You get a cheeseburger but it is 10 years old and has green mold

I wish I had a Super Nintendo 
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