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NLogan
Anybody ever read WW. Jacob's story The Monkey's Paw? About a magical talisman in the form of a monkey's paw that can grant three wishes. The guy who had it throws it in the fire trying to destroy it. The guy who gets it makes a wish for a specific amount of money to pay the mortgage off. Well their son dies the next day in an industrial accident and the insurance pays exactly that amount. The grief stricken mother wishes for her son back. And well he shows up mangled banging on the door in the middle of the night as the walking dead. The father uses the last wish to wish him away.

I'm just saying, you guys are playing with fire.
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Caps 2.0
EDIT: This was in response to Echidna64's wish. Wish granted, but your SNES is PAL, which means it won't work in America.

I wish that there will be finally be peace on earth.
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Rick Ace Rhodes
Wish granted. Earth is finally peaceful after humanity is driven to extinction by the impact of a meteor.

I wish Half Life 3 would finally be made and released.
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"No, no. This is the end of the show. You're watching it backwards!"
vkimo
ThatDudeintheHoodie wrote :

vkimo wrote :
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Your lessons start Thursday, dress as a school girl, R. Kelly is your instructor.
I wish I could read minds. 
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Wish granted, but it's dirty thoughts only. 
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That's why I wanted the powers in the first place 
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eddstarr
Rick Ace Rhodes wrote :

Wish granted. Earth is finally peaceful after humanity is driven to extinction by the impact of a meteor.

I wish Half Life 3 would finally be made and released.
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Wish Granted!

Half Life 3 is complete and released for sale . . . only in North Korea!
(be sure to give Kim Jong-un a big kiss, he likes that sorta thing)

I wish Keebler would bring back, "Keebler Magic Middles' Cookies:


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NLogan
Keebler has found an unopened entire case of Keebler Magic Middles and sold them to you, unfortunately they all expired in 1991.

I wish I could time travel.

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Vaporman87
NLogan wrote :

I wish I could time travel.

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Wish granted! Enjoy your new life on the edge of a very large clock's minute hand.

I wish to receive an uncorrupted series of wishes.
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Rick Ace Rhodes
Wish granted! You receive a poorly made, self published novel called "An Uncorrupted Series of Wishes".

I wish for The Simpsons to actually be funny again.
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"No, no. This is the end of the show. You're watching it backwards!"
Vaporman87

@Rick: That was awesome

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Vaporman87

Oh, and wish granted. The Simpsons creator Matt Groening permanently changes every character into a Donald Trump clone that only speaks in Trump tweets. It is funny.... the first 10 minutes.

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