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Superman
Hoju Koolander wrote :

I wish I owned a VHS video rental store.

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Wish granted. You now own a VHS video rental store, but you go bankrupt since most people don't use VHS videos these days.

I wish I could own a real lightsaber.
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Rick Ace Rhodes
Wish granted. You accidentally slice a limb off while wielding it for the first time.

I wish I had every video game console every invented, with every video game released on said console as well.
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echidna64
Rick Ace Rhodes wrote :

Wish granted. You accidentally slice a limb off while wielding it for the first time.

I wish I had every video game console every invented, with every video game released on said console as well.
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Hundreds of atari games and various video games fall from the sky and land on a sandy beach. You have two minutes to grab them before the tide comes in.

I wish that I was a wizard
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Hoju Koolander

Wish granted. Unfortunately while you are a Wizard on the NES, you are traumatized by the death of your twin sister, become mentally disturbed and run away to the desert to see giant metal dinosaurs.


I wish I could go back in time to win a Nickelodeon Super Toy Run at Toys R Us in 1989.

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Superman
Hoju Koolander wrote :

I wish I could go back in time to win a Nickelodeon Super Toy Run at Toys R Us in 1989.

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Wish granted. Unfortunately, all of the toys you end up getting are defective or broken. 

I wish I could watch an arm wrestling contest between Wonder Woman and Spider-Man.
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vkimo
Superman wrote :

Hoju Koolander wrote :

I wish I could go back in time to win a Nickelodeon Super Toy Run at Toys R Us in 1989.

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Wish granted. Unfortunately, all of the toys you end up getting are defective or broken. 

I wish I could watch an arm wrestling contest between Wonder Woman and Spider-Man.
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Wish granted. Wonder Woman's strength proves too much for your friendly neighborhood Spiderman.  As she slams his wrist on the pad, it accidentally discharges webbing onto your face and eyes. All the while the webbing gets caught to her chest plate and rips it off to everyone's glee, except you as your eyes are still covered in webbing. 

I wish I was an ugly troll with no money or friends. 
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Rick Ace Rhodes
Wish granted vkimo. You are now a regular 4chan and Reddit user.

I wish I was shorter so I wouldn't bang my head on my ceiling fan every time I have to get up and go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.
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vkimo
You didn't corrupt my wish..you granted it. Do I win?
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eddstarr
vkimo wrote :

You didn't corrupt my wish..you granted it. Do I win?
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You bet you Win.

A New Car !!! - from 2012 


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Vaporman87

@vkimo: Have you visited 4-Chan or Reddit? He definitely corrupted it

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