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vkimo
Make a wish Vapes!
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ThatDudeintheHoodie
*Laughs evilly*
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eddstarr
Rick Ace Rhodes wrote :

Wish granted! You receive a poorly made, self published novel called "An Uncorrupted Series of Wishes".

I wish for The Simpsons to actually be funny again.
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OMG! - such a crafty response!

Have you ever considered running for President of the United States?  
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Vaporman87
vkimo wrote :

Make a wish Vapes!
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Oh yeah... crap.

I wish that Beaches & Cream became a worldwide phenomenon.
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You love this signature.
Rick Ace Rhodes
Wish granted. In Ray Kroc style, someone comes along and helps turn Beaches &Cream into a worldwide phenomenon. He then steals your company and branding from you, drives you out of business and then never fulfills his promise to pay you your royalties.

I wish for the ability to fall asleep whenever I so wish like in Fallout.
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*Insert funny signature here*
ThatDudeintheHoodie
Wish Granted. A New Ben & Jerry's flavor named Beaches & Cream becomes popular
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ThatDudeintheHoodie
Rick Ace Rhodes wrote :

Wish granted. In Ray Kroc style, someone comes along and helps turn Beaches &Cream into a worldwide phenomenon. He then steals your company and branding from you, drives you out of business and then never fulfills his promise to pay you your royalties.

I wish for the ability to fall asleep whenever I so wish like in Fallout.
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Wish Granted. You're now in the military. 

I wish for a nice house. 
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NLogan

ThatDudeintheHoodie wrote :

I wish for a nice house. 
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Wish granted. You get a nice house on your head that crushes you to death. The house was picked up in a cyclone, hurricane, tornado, take your pick and dumped on you unceremoniously. Way to go out like a wicked witch in the Wizard of Oz.

I wish for success in my endeavors.
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ThatDudeintheHoodie
Wish granted. But it only lasts for a second. 

I wish for a man eating zombie.
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echidna64
ThatDudeintheHoodie wrote :

Wish granted. But it only lasts for a second. 

I wish for a man eating zombie.
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Wish granted. A fat man appears nibbling on the hand of a zombie

I wish that Pokemon were real
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