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Superman
echidna64 wrote :

ThatDudeintheHoodie wrote :


Wish granted. But it only lasts for a second. 

I wish for a man eating zombie.
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Wish granted. A fat man appears nibbling on the hand of a zombie

I wish that Pokemon were real
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Wish granted. Pokemon are now real. Sadly, Pikachu hurls an electric orb at you.

I wish I could get a ride in the Batmobile.
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Vaporman87
Superman wrote :
I wish I could get a ride in the Batmobile.
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Wish granted. A carnival carousel now rests snugly inside the Batmobile.
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vkimo
I wish Vapor would stop forgetting to make a wish 
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shakin steak
vkimo wrote :

I wish Vapor would stop forgetting to make a wish 
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    Vaporman wishes death upon you.


I wish I never had to work again.
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Rick Ace Rhodes
Wish granted. You never work again, but you slowly starve to death out in the streets because you have no income.

I wish I had the body of a Greek god.
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vkimo
Wish granted, you have the body of Aergia- the female goddess who is the personification of sloth, idleness, indolence and laziness.

I wish I had the SNES Classic.


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eddstarr
vkimo wrote :

Wish granted, you have the body of Aergia- the female goddess who is the personification of sloth, idleness, indolence and laziness.

I wish I had the SNES Classic.


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Congratulations, wish granted!

Pick-up your SNES unit anytime at your City Zoo, inside the enclosure of Bobo, the Mountain Gorilla:






I wish I knew the cooking secret for a moist Thanksgiving turkey.
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FlixtheCatJr
Congratulations, you now know the secret. You just can't exploit it for your own personal use or tell anyone else, lest you be turned in to a turkey yourself.



I wish I was better at math.
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"Be who you are and say what you feel. Because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." - Dr. Seuss.
Vaporman87
FlixtheCatJr wrote :

I wish I was better at math.
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Wish granted. Space in your brain reserved for speech has been restructured for use at math.

I wish I could travel back in time and watch my life play out while being totally invisible.
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Hoju Koolander

Wish granted. You are not spotted by the driver of this tricked out 70s custom van and become an invisible stain on the street outside your childhood McDonald's.

I wish I owned a VHS video rental store.

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