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By echidna64 At 21:34 On 26 March 2019 1260 Posts Teenager With Attitude	FlixtheCatJr wrote : I wish everything I did became a huge success. Congratulations! But now you're bombarded by legions of rabid fans who get violent if you don't release a new piece of work, so you have to constantly move around the country hiding from harassment and obsessive fanatics. I Wish we Had a new Superman movie. -end quote Superman: Dark Son Directed by Zack Snyder and Bryan Singer This is a "realistic" and "edgy" Superman movie where Superman doesn't use any of his powers or even wear a costume. He carries a Colt-45 and drives a Jeep Renegade. Clark is an alcoholic and has an estranged son who is now 20 years of age. He goes into a drunken rage and accidentally murders a prostitute in an alley. Meanwhile, Lex Luther develops a gravitational beam to bring the sun closer to the Earth to speed up the global warming process. Lex Luther buys up property in the middle of California that will become coast line once the polar ice caps melt. Superman's son has genetic defects and becomes Bizarro. They start fighting and the close proximity to the sun causes Superman's heat vision to annihilate the city of Metropolis. One beam levels building and kills millions of people but Superman doesn't care because he is all hard now. A building falls down and seemingly kills them both. Lex Luther shows up and comments about starting his own League but we hear a click and Superman blows his head off. Superman drives away in his Jeep Renegade as the ocean levels rise and cities plummet into the ocean. We see a thumb sticking out, it's Bizarro hitch-hiking. Superman picks him up and they drive to Alaska to spend the rest of their days in solitude. I wish that there were 36 hours in a day Quote Disable Sigs
By blueluigi At 02:48 On 27 March 2019 1192 Posts Teenager With Attitude	Wish granted. Now there's 36 hours a day, but no more weekends. I wish I had magical powers. Quote Disable Sigs
By Vaporman87 At 04:05 On 27 March 2019 10515 Posts King of the Hill	Wish granted. You previously had magical powers at some point in your past. I wish I was the sole shareholder of Disney Quote Disable Sigs You love this signature.
By echidna64 At 19:09 On 27 March 2019 1260 Posts Teenager With Attitude	Vaporman87 wrote : Wish granted. You previously had magical powers at some point in your past. I wish I was the sole shareholder of Disney -end quote You now hold the frozen corpse of Walt Disney in your hands I wish that I was a Hollywood Director Quote Disable Sigs
By jkatz At 19:12 On 27 March 2019 896 Posts Fresh Prince	You become a director and enjoy critical and commercial success...for about six weeks, until you get #metoo'd for unwittingly brushing up against a female intern. I wish I could conjure up sandwiches out of thin air. Quote Disable Sigs The women of New Vegas ask me a lot if there's a Mrs. New Vegas. Well, of course there is! You're her. And you're still just as perfect as the day we met.
By echidna64 At 19:17 On 27 March 2019 1260 Posts Teenager With Attitude	jkatz wrote : You become a director and enjoy critical and commercial success...for about six weeks, until you get #metoo'd for unwittingly brushing up against a female intern. I wish I could conjure up sandwiches out of thin air. -end quote LOL I knew I shouldn't have given her a high-five! Quote Disable Sigs
By Vaporman87 At 22:57 On 27 March 2019 10515 Posts King of the Hill	@jkatz: Wish granted. You are now able to conjure air sandwiches. I wish my Walt Disney corpse came to life and made me CEO of his company Quote Disable Sigs You love this signature.

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