echidna64 wrote :

ThatDudeintheHoodie wrote :


Wish granted. But it only lasts for a second. 

I wish for a man eating zombie.

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Wish granted. A fat man appears nibbling on the hand of a zombie

I wish that Pokemon were real

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Wish granted. Pokemon are now real. Sadly, Pikachu hurls an electric orb at you.

Superman wrote :

I wish I could get a ride in the Batmobile.

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Wish granted. A carnival carousel now rests snugly inside the Batmobile.

I wish Vapor would stop forgetting to make a wish 

vkimo wrote :

I wish Vapor would stop forgetting to make a wish  -end quote

    Vaporman wishes death upon you.

Wish granted. You never work again, but you slowly starve to death out in the streets because you have no income.

Wish granted, you have the body of Aergia- the female goddess who is the personification of sloth, idleness, indolence and laziness.

vkimo wrote :

Wish granted, you have the body of Aergia- the female goddess who is the personification of sloth, idleness, indolence and laziness.

I wish I had the SNES Classic.

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I wish I knew the cooking secret for a moist Thanksgiving turkey.

Congratulations, you now know the secret. You just can't exploit it for your own personal use or tell anyone else, lest you be turned in to a turkey yourself.



I wish I was better at math.

FlixtheCatJr wrote :

I wish I was better at math.
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Wish granted. Space in your brain reserved for speech has been restructured for use at math.

I wish I could travel back in time and watch my life play out while being totally invisible.

Wish granted. You are not spotted by the driver of this tricked out 70s custom van and become an invisible stain on the street outside your childhood McDonald's.

I wish I owned a VHS video rental store.