Superman wrote :
I wish I could be the sidekick of a TV detective, especially if that TV detective is Laura Holt. -end quote
Since nobody has corrupted my wish yet, does that mean I've stumbled upon a wish that can't be corrupted?
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Superman wrote : Since nobody has corrupted my wish yet, does that mean I've stumbled upon a wish that can't be corrupted? |
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Superman wrote :No. Let me think... Wish granted. You get to be the sidekick of Sam Spud: Par-Boiled Potato Detective. I wish I never had to take a crap again. *Insert funny signature here*
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Rick Ace Rhodes wrote : Wish Granted! You are now a sea slug, they have no anus cuz they no poopy I wish I owned my own TV production company. |
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eddstarr wrote :Wish granted! You now own Low Brow Sleeze, a nearly bankrupt pornography company. I wish Fall lasted at least 4 months. You love this signature.
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Vaporman87 wrote :Wish granted! Fall nows lasts from September-December. Halloween and Christmas merge into one holiday I wish that I had a treehouse |
echidna64 wrote : Wish granted. You now live in a tree house in Alaska. I wish I could go on a date with Ginger Grant from Gilligan's Island. |
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Superman wrote :Wish granted! You go on a date with Ginger Grant as played by Betty White. I wish time could stand still at my leisure. You love this signature.
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Vaporman87 wrote :Wish granted time for everyone else stands still at your leisure, however time for you speeds up exponentially during these time pauses. In each planck time moment your age doubles effectively killing you instantly as you turn to dust upon discovery of your new found power. On the bright side you earn the record for the the oldest age a person has ever reached. I wish it were Halloween already. |
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I wish it were Halloween already.
Congratulations, it's Halloween but the massive time shift caused you to go twenty eight days without food, or water. Rest in peace. I wish I never caught colds. "Be who you are and say what you feel. Because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." - Dr. Seuss.
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Vaporman87 wrote : Thanks Vaporman! Here's a clip from my first release: |