And speaking of corrupted wishes - 

Rick Ace Rhodes wrote :

I wish I was shorter so I wouldn't bang my head on my ceiling fan every time I have to get up and go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.

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Wish granted. Enjoy your malfunctioning "Black Hole" Maximilian.

I wish millions of people were huge RetroDaze fans

Vaporman87 wrote :

I wish millions of people were huge RetroDaze fans

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comic_book_fan wrote :

i wish i was like 5 years older so i could have experienced the good parts of the 80's along with the whole 90's

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Wish granted. You are instantly 5 years older than Betty White.

I wish I had Scrooge McDuck's wealth.

Wish granted. You have a money bin full of wealth that you will use up entirely on medical bills to keep you alive after you attempted to dive into it and broke your neck, skull, back, arms, and wrists. The good news is that your legs and pelvis remained unscathed however they continue to atrophy due to your complete paralysis.

I wish I wasn't sick right before a tournament.

Wish granted. Your not sick right before a tournament, but sick during said tournament.

Wish granted. It's the end of the semester, but you failed all of your classes.

I wish I could be the sidekick of a TV detective, especially if that TV detective is Laura Holt.

comic_book_fan wrote :

wish granted when you sing it actually takes a weird energy form like green lanterns light constructs  projecting the image of a bright sunny day  then the sun goes super nova burning  you alive.

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