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By Superman At 21:27 On 22 September 2017 648 Posts Fresh Prince	Hoju Koolander wrote :I wish I owned a VHS video rental store. -end quote Wish granted. You now own a VHS video rental store, but you go bankrupt since most people don't use VHS videos these days. I wish I could own a real lightsaber. Quote Disable Sigs
By Rick Ace Rhodes At 22:23 On 22 September 2017 1722 Posts Playing With Power	Wish granted. You accidentally slice a limb off while wielding it for the first time. I wish I had every video game console every invented, with every video game released on said console as well. Quote Disable Sigs Insert funny signature here
By echidna64 At 02:58 On 23 September 2017 1260 Posts Teenager With Attitude	Rick Ace Rhodes wrote : Wish granted. You accidentally slice a limb off while wielding it for the first time. I wish I had every video game console every invented, with every video game released on said console as well. -end quote Hundreds of atari games and various video games fall from the sky and land on a sandy beach. You have two minutes to grab them before the tide comes in. I wish that I was a wizard Quote Disable Sigs
By Hoju Koolander At 14:36 On 23 September 2017 74 Posts Official Article Dude	Wish granted. Unfortunately while you are a Wizard on the NES, you are traumatized by the death of your twin sister, become mentally disturbed and run away to the desert to see giant metal dinosaurs. I wish I could go back in time to win a Nickelodeon Super Toy Run at Toys R Us in 1989. Quote Disable Sigs
By Superman At 21:25 On 23 September 2017 648 Posts Fresh Prince	Hoju Koolander wrote :I wish I could go back in time to win a Nickelodeon Super Toy Run at Toys R Us in 1989. -end quote Wish granted. Unfortunately, all of the toys you end up getting are defective or broken. I wish I could watch an arm wrestling contest between Wonder Woman and Spider-Man. Quote Disable Sigs
By vkimo At 22:22 On 23 September 2017 1976 Posts Playing With Power	Superman wrote : Hoju Koolander wrote :I wish I could go back in time to win a Nickelodeon Super Toy Run at Toys R Us in 1989. -end quote Wish granted. Unfortunately, all of the toys you end up getting are defective or broken. I wish I could watch an arm wrestling contest between Wonder Woman and Spider-Man. -end quote Wish granted. Wonder Woman's strength proves too much for your friendly neighborhood Spiderman. As she slams his wrist on the pad, it accidentally discharges webbing onto your face and eyes. All the while the webbing gets caught to her chest plate and rips it off to everyone's glee, except you as your eyes are still covered in webbing. I wish I was an ugly troll with no money or friends. Quote Disable Sigs
By Rick Ace Rhodes At 22:31 On 23 September 2017 1722 Posts Playing With Power	Wish granted vkimo. You are now a regular 4chan and Reddit user. I wish I was shorter so I wouldn't bang my head on my ceiling fan every time I have to get up and go to the bathroom in the middle of the night. Quote Disable Sigs Insert funny signature here
By vkimo At 22:36 On 23 September 2017 1976 Posts Playing With Power	You didn't corrupt my wish..you granted it. Do I win? Quote Disable Sigs
By eddstarr At 23:32 On 23 September 2017 1937 Posts Timelord in Training	vkimo wrote : You didn't corrupt my wish..you granted it. Do I win? -end quote You bet you Win. A New Car !!! - from 2012 Quote Disable Sigs
By Vaporman87 At 03:38 On 24 September 2017 10515 Posts King of the Hill	@vkimo: Have you visited 4-Chan or Reddit? He definitely corrupted it Quote Disable Sigs You love this signature.

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