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Mortal Kombat Memories
In 1995, the Mortal Kombat video games were riding high o..
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8 Meltdowns That Actually Guided Clark Griswold To His 'Christmas Vacation'
Samuel Johnson’s famous quote “Hell is paved with goo..
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Holi-Daze: Toys Unwrapped
The anticipation of Christmas morning is enough to wear ..
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Christmas: Alone & Kickin' It
"I looked up at my family, and all that I could mutter wa..
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Top 5 Best Big Men in Wrestling History
What is a big man in wrestling you might ask. Most of the..
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The Worst Christmas School Production in the World
When I was in fifth grade there was a fifth, sixth, seve..
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Timewarp: McDonald's 1988
McDonald's in 1988? Since when do you have opinions of w..
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80's Cartoons: An Animated Discussion
Animation in the 80’s was all over the place in terms o..
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My Top 5 Favorite Comic Book Characters
5. Grifter Like with most comics, I was in to the ca..
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Making Movies on VHS
Most children start their imaginary playtime very young, ..
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Laser-Daze: Photon vs Lazer Tag
In the future, wars will be fought by laser light gun wi..
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When Wrestling Rocked
There are several trends of the 80’s that we’ll never..
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Skate or Die
I grew up in Southern California during the 80’s, a su..
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The Meeting
The Meeting ..
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Benjanime's Top Ten Halloween Movie Picks
Greetings guys and ghouls! Halloween is only a couple of ..
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Frilly and Scary
This article started out about me wanting to write about ..
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A Grand Day Out
If people were to ask if I could describe my childhood in..
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R.I.P. Saturday Morning Cartoons
Throughout the past weekend, I couldn't escape the Gizmod..
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Scary Stories from the Schoolyard
Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark and its follow-ups were..
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Costume Redemption
In 2009, my cousins invited me to spend Halloween with th..
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Benjanime Scared Stupid III
Greetings, one and all, today I'll be posting a third and..
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Haunting Memories
Think of this as a part two to my article about the Hallo..
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by: vkimo
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NLogan's Retro Halloween Overload
I was born with Halloween in my blood. Halloween has a st..
by: NLogan
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Timewarp: Blockbuster Video 1996
Ahhh, welcome back to the land of the living, Retro-Adve..
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The Lost Art of VHS Boxes
It was a different time.Before you could read a zillion r..
by: jkatz
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Slime Time!
The rise of gooey, drippy slime related toys from the 80..
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Halloween 1995 Victory and Embarrassment
The date: October 30th, 1995. The place: Ellen Myers Elem..
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A Haunting Experience
I can’t remember when I went to my first Knott’s Sca..
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Timewarp: Toys R Us 1987
Greetings Retro-Adventurers, I am Dr. Timewarp (and no, I..
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These Beverages Need to Join the ReSurgence
Nostalgia buffs are salivating at last week's news about ..
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KIDS, Incorporated: Dreams Come True
I’ve always been a music fan, though the artistic merit..
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What to Watch on Halloween
It’s October 31st, the sun it beginning to go down and..
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The Not-So-Great Pumpkin
Halloween is upon us. How I love Halloween. Hallowee..
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90's Vs: Goosebumps vs Are You Afraid of the Dark
Well it's that time of year again where ghosts, Ghouls, S..
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The Cereal Incident
Remember the days you could go to the grocer with your m..
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Houses of Haunt
In my experience, trick or treating is a spooktacular pr..
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A Little Witchy
Scary costume choices for females are limited. There is n..
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Retro Thrifting
I have a deep appreciation for the past. While I don't ad..
by: vkimo
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Hanson MMMBopped Their Way Into Our Lustful Hearts
If you were a heterosexual guy in the late 1990s, you kno..
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Saloon Girl
When I was eleven and in sixth grade there was a strange ..
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Halloween Hallelujah!
Some kids live for presents under the tree on a cool, Ch..
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Dazed By The Bell
I cannot deny the HUGE amount of time syndicated re-runs ..
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The Mini & The Mighty
There is no doubt that the 80’s were the age of the act..
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Bouncing Around Nightclubs
The other day, instead of actually working, I was reading..
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Pizza Hut Promotions
In the days before retailers and restaurants could just g..
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TDitH goes Back to School
Well summer is over which means I'm back in action and si..
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Little (Skills) League
I live in Philadelphia, a city that is obsessed with spor..
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Nintendo Is a Wizard at Product Placement
Recently, my friend Ashley and I went to see TransFormers..
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In Memory of Robin Williams
It's been a week now, but you still can't go anywhere nea..
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Terribles
In just a few weeks, the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles..
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I Double Dare You to Be Physically Active
This may come as a shock to most of my fellow Americans--..
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How My Dad Corrupted Me With Comedy
Despite my various eccentricities, I consider myself to b..
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Pee-wee's Big Adventure... and my Big Obsession
Like many people my age, one of my childhood staples was ..
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Super Soaking Your Victims
We're quickly approaching the midpoint of summer 2014 and..
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Summer at the Lake
In New England, summer traditionally begins with Memorial..
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Galaga Rising
When I was eight years old, I didn't play video games. &n..
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In The Summer Time
In my mind only one word can truly capture the wonder, fr..
by: vkimo
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The Misfits: Top Five Songs
It was just a few weeks ago that I discussed my top five..
by: MissM
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The Best Day Ever
CHAPTER 1: School's OUT!Once I got off the bus on the las..
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