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Remembering RetroJunk
I joined RetroJunk in the Fall of 2008. I was 22 years ol..
by: vkimo
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Pizza Hut Promotions
In the days before retailers and restaurants could just g..
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Sleepovers
Recently my wife suggested to me that our kids should not..
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Retro Rooms
Ever get that nostalgic feeling when you walk into an out..
by: vkimo
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Remembering Rainy Days
...It's raining, it's pouring The old..
by: vkimo
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NLogan's Retro Halloween Overload
I was born with Halloween in my blood. Halloween has a st..
by: NLogan
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I totally missed out!
I don't know what any of you are talking about...I was su..
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New Eyes on He-Man and She-Ra
The shows hold up.      &nb..
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by: vkimo
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vkimo's Christmas Special
Christmas means something different to everyone. A pile o..
by: vkimo
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NLogan's Retro Christmas
Merry Christmas.Lovely, glorious, beautiful Christmas... ..
by: NLogan
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The Mall Arcade
Like most kids of the 80’s and 90’s, I spent a lot of..
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My Final Halloween
Halloween was always a thrill when I was a kid. I was alw..
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Perfect Game
My mother was convinced that all video games were created..
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Christmas Conundrum
Christmas ConundrumGrowing up, it was just my brother and..
by: vkimo
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1986: The Year That Santa Became Real
4 years old…..I have no real memories of Christmas tha..
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A Very Sega Christmas
The Christmas of 1992 was the first Christmas following m..
RETRORATING: 15
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McDonald's 80's New Menu Items
I have done several issues on 80s commercia..
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The Dog Days of Childhood
Twitching tufted tail YELP! ...above leaf rain patte..
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Timewarp: Blockbuster Video 1996
Ahhh, welcome back to the land of the living, Retro-Adve..
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Being The Fat Kid
Elementary school in the 80’s was a place where the dif..
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Retro Rooms Part Deux
If you're here, then I can safely assume you enjoy remini..
by: vkimo
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Dirty Dancing
I want to write about my experience in my first school da..
by: vkimo
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Being Bullied
Nobody has ever said that growing up is an easy thing to ..
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A Yuletide Yakking
     Christmas for me was never very ..
by: vkimo
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VHS Television Treasure Hunt
VHS Television Treasure Hunt By Anthony J. Rapino &..
by: onipar
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1990 - The Year Santa Died
Sometimes in movies, holiday movies, well..Christmas ..
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Turtles: The Teenage Mutant Kind
Entering Kindergarten in 1988, there was no way I could ..
RETRORATING: 13
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The Real Goonies
There are some people in your life that appear almost as ..
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Digging for Treasure
When I was a kid there were a few movies that my brother ..
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Sitcom Characters Who Got Stupid
In classic TV sitcoms there is always the dum-dum. You kn..
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Childhood Fears
As children with a limited understanding of life in gener..
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Back To The Future Memories
As lovers of retro pop culture, we are probably the segme..
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My Favorite Summer
When I was nine years old, I spent the summer at my Nanny..
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Foods Long Gone: The Sequel
I love food.  I love to talk about food. I especiall..
RETRORATING: 13
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Christmas 64
The spirit of giving, the love of fellow man and being th..
by: vkimo
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NLogan's Christmas at Grandma's House
I was very young when my parents divorced. My dad left th..
by: NLogan
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Top 5 Best and Worst things to get in...
With Halloween drawing near it means trick or treating an..
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Goodnight, Summer
As the dog days of Summer came to a close, and the Big Di..
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Forgotten Twilight Zone Episodes
My dad never went to his high school prom. Instead he en..
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Timewarp: Toys R Us 1987
Greetings Retro-Adventurers, I am Dr. Timewarp (and no, I..
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Fright Night - A Retro Narrative
Did the bell actually ring that time? I replayed the fant..
by: vkimo
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Christmas: Alone & Kickin' It
"I looked up at my family, and all that I could mutter wa..
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Batman '89 Remembered
“Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonli..
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The Dragon Master
"Feeling brave tonight? How brave? Brave enough to d..
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Rec Center Memories - Moment of Glory
I'm sure everyone remembers their first crush. That first..
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Little Nemo
Dreams are magical things. We can travel to faraway lands..
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Retro Thrifting
I have a deep appreciation for the past. While I don't ad..
by: vkimo
RETRORATING: 12
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Yesterdays: Things I DIDN'T Have As A Kid
After a long absence, I'm back with another installment o..
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Retro School Supplies
Going back to school was a drag for most kids. Once we go..
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Fruit Snacks
I have had a longstanding obsession with fruit snacks. Lo..
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The Principal's Office
There I was, heart pounding, palms sweating, with a sligh..
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Forever Living in Halloween
Forever Living in Halloween By Anthony J. Rapino ..
by: onipar
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Making My Own Halloween Costume
Store bought costumes have their place in the Halloween ..
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The Unsung Heroes of Halloween
The Unsung Heroes of Halloween By Anthony J. RapinoEv..
by: onipar
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Christmas Yuleogy
For some, Christmas is about getting. For others though, ..
by: vkimo
RETRORATING: 12
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Lost Sequels of the 80s
Some filmmakers are so confident in their success that th..
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Overrated shows from my childhood
This is a list of popular cartoon and tv shows that ever..
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Rad Retro Ads
We can't help it, advertising has a huge influence on our..
by: vkimo
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Yesterdays 1: Foods Long Gone
Yesterdays #1:  Foods Long GoneYesterdays is a serie..
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