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Top 80s Songs with EYE in the Title (+Bonus 80s Eye Quiz)
When I was a kid, I incorrectly assumed that the phrase "..
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Poor Kids Toybox
Growing up money was pretty tight. Like any other kid, I ..
by: vkimo
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What the Nineties Mean to Me
     The nineties are a big deal to m..
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The Dinosaur Kid
This is an interesting tale from the days of yonder, that..
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Apathetic Chorus
After the horrible debacle of the Christmas production t..
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Team Sports
Good sportsmanship, keeping your eye on the ball, walking..
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Wrestling with the 90's
It had to happen eventually, Hulk Hogan went from a shini..
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Play Something Newer
The school dances at my junior high were really awful! We..
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The Lion King 2 Simba's Pride: A History
In 1994 Walt Disney Pictures released an classic movie ca..
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Kenner Action Toy Guide '91
Sometimes the anticipation of what can be is even more e..
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Pee-wee Herman Fun Facts
“I know you are, but what am I?” A Pee-wee Herman fa..
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80s Pop Culture References in Family Guy
I have been watching Family Guy since it debuted back in ..
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Toy Annihilation
When you were a kid, you LOVED playing with action figure..
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Military Kids
The 80’s were the era of Rambo, G.I. Joe and Top Gun, a..
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An Ode to Cannon Films
Being born in the 90's, I have a very different view of t..
by: jkatz
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Slam Dunk: The jewel of my childhood
So you wanna know about the centerpiece of my collect..
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Sleepovers
Recently my wife suggested to me that our kids should not..
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Why sport was better in the 1990s
When you take a retrospective look at the 1990s, there is..
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Slots, Slots, Glorious Slots
I have always loved slots. There is something about the r..
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Turn back time with video games
by  JD Hancock Do you remember the days wh..
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Things Are Going To Be OK
Over the past decade, nostalgia has become a big mark..
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How to ruin a friendship without really trying
In ye olde times of my youth, I had a rather eccentric c..
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Remembering RetroJunk
I joined RetroJunk in the Fall of 2008. I was 22 years ol..
by: vkimo
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Being The Fat Kid
Elementary school in the 80’s was a place where the dif..
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Simpsons Illustrated and 90's Magazine Ads
In 1991 there were 2 groups of animated icons laying clai..
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This Is Why I'm Going To Hell
Growing up, Sunday mornings meant a number of things..
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Surprise Party! : 1987
Alright, “surprise party!” may be a tad misleadin..
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Colorforms, Shrinky Dinks, and Monster Makers
Hey kids! Do you like stickers but hate that you can only..
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Movie Misunderstandings
    When I was growing up, movies were a..
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The Older Kid
The Older KidEveryone knew that one kid who had a psychic..
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Model Student
When I was a freshman in high school they told the P...
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Universal Studios Hollywood '92
Growing up, movies from Universal were always identifiabl..
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Stuffed Animals of the 80's
Stuffed animals are major part of every child’s bedroom..
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Nintendo Discoveries: The Adventures of Bayou Billy
With so many Nintendo games released between 1985 and 199..
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My First Day of Kindergarten
It was the fall of 1995. I can't remember the exact date ..
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TDitH's Top 5 Segment Intros of the 90s
The fun part about writing lists is that ideas can come f..
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Aladdin's Castle B-Day
My grandma was arrested for cursing at Galaga while smoki..
by: vkimo
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80's Child Stars in TV Commercials
Kids on TV always seemed to have it made in the shade wit..
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My Top 5 Strangest Reoccurring Dreams
Reoccurring dreams are supposed represent something in yo..
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The Disney Afternoon Revisited
Cartoon series produced by The Walt Disney Company, even ..
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My 6th Birthday Party
This is my most memorable birthday - November 20 1995.I r..
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Miss M's Top 10 Retro Toys of 2014!
Toy collecting has long been a hobby of mine; particular..
by: MissM
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Top Sidekick Characters from 80s Movies
The leading man often gets all of the accolades and atten..
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Women's Fashion of the 80s
Discussions of women’s fashion in the 80s are often clo..
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Bill & Ted's Excellent Filming Locations Tour
The 1989 film, Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure has..
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Birthday Or BUST!
What grown up doesn't look back on their childhood fondly..
by: vkimo
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American Gladiators
Athleticism, glittery Spandex, an obstacle course to make..
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Kids Magazines of the 90s
There were a lot of interesting kids magazines available ..
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Forgotten Christmas: Phroomf
The holidays are upon us and as happens every year classi..
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NLogan's Retro Christmas
Merry Christmas.Lovely, glorious, beautiful Christmas... ..
by: NLogan
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The Santa Diaries
For a lot of us there is one person besides our immediate..
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My list of Holiday songs
I wanted to shy away from the common traditional fare lik..
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Stocking Stuffers
On Christmas morning, big gifts like a Power Wheel, Casio..
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How Mario Saved Christmas... and Other Super Nintendo Tales
  There are many reasons to revel in the holiday..
by: MissM
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vkimo's Christmas Special
Christmas means something different to everyone. A pile o..
by: vkimo
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My Christmas 1982
As you know, I can't get enough 80s nostalgia already, bu..
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What To Watch on Christmas
TV and Movies are as much a part of creating the holiday ..
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Batman '89 Remembered
“Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonli..
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1990 - The Year Santa Died
Sometimes in movies, holiday movies, well..Christmas ..
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Christmas of 1994
The Christmas of 1994 is very foggy to me, but I am nosta..
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