so remember that article i wrote a while back about the super mario bros 1986 anime? i missed the memo that the nostalgia critic reviewed it.

I try not to buy physical media if I can avoid it these days, but I saw this at Target the other day and I just couldn't pass this up. There's also a variant with a black cover :o

let's see if i can sum it up in a nutshell

cartoonist who's not stanley ipkis finds the mask from his dog

guy puts on mask, goes to a party then unleashes haunting green sperm with faces into his girl

guy impregnates the girl to have a baby that's the spawn of satan who hates their dog

loki, the god of mischief is tasked by odin to find the mask

and that's the gist of it.