Vaporman87 wrote :
...you throw a fit over remakes of movies you remember watching in theaters.

Most of us have had problems with remakes.

If you still own Pogs.

...you're a bad enough dude to rescue the president.

... you prefer to Double your Dragons in a fight.

If you want money for nothin', and chicks for free.

...you preferred the soda cans without smaller tops and that had pull off tabs.

If you went to Nickelodeon Studios and had the slime experience!

If you know what it means to be back in "2 and 2".

if you believe no woman will ever be hotter than Farrah

If you ever lost control of your life making chocolate pudding at 4am.

...you still brag about your scores in Galaga.