I think this was a Ron White story in one of his stand ups. 

Rick Ace Rhodes wrote :

My mother is on vacation this week. She seems to be enjoying herself. However, she told me a very gross story. She went to the beach yesterday, and apparently they just recently sectioned off part off the beach she was at to be a nude beach.

It was mostly old people walking around and lounging on it. As her and her friends were leaving, an old man who was ahead of them bent over to pick up a seashell that was in front.

They all got a good look at his *sshole.

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My Barber in Florida told me to stop using the 2 in one and 3 in one stuff because that will screw your skin up big time. I use Whole Blends for my Shampoo and Conditioner and I just get the soft soap body wash. 

Mr Magic wrote :

Earlier this year, I've been showering and I used a shampoo/body wash called "Coast". I've been using it a few times, until one day I got an allergic reaction. I started itching and I had welts all over my body! I'm fine now that I've stopped using "Coast". But I wonder why a refreshing body would do this to me.

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I have this vision of those poor people seeing this and then their faces melting like in Raiders.

Rick Ace Rhodes wrote :

They all got a good look at his *sshole.

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Lmao, good one. 

Vaporman87 wrote :

I have this vision of those poor people seeing this and then their faces melting like in Raiders.

Rick Ace Rhodes wrote :

 

They all got a good look at his *sshole.

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I wonder what Al Bundy would say if he were in that situation.

"I'M BLIND!!!!!!!!"

the creator of the famous 'konami code' has passed away at 61.

My word. Only 61.

Most likely.

Mr Magic wrote :

I wonder what Al Bundy would say if he were in that situation.

"I'M BLIND!!!!!!!!"

 

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And he would throw in an old person joke as well.