by today's standards you'd think they'd replace the cassete tape with an sd card full of like 10 audio files lol.

Rick Ace Rhodes wrote :

So some wrestling fans are probably pissed off right now. Batista is allegedly rumored to be the headline for WWE's 2018 Hall of Fame. While this of course isn't official as we are still months away from the beginning of his process, most fans are shocked it isn't the Undertaker. This could mean either one of two things:

1) Undertaker will not be the headline for his Hall of Fame class.

2) Since I don't think even Vince McMahon is stupid enough to do something like that, this means that Undertaker will not be getting into the Hall of Fame this upcoming year.

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Vaporman87 wrote :

It was only a matter of time before Teddy Ruxpin invaded toy stores again...

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So apparently this is a parody article and isn't really happening, but if something like this every does receive a green light I'm officially ending it all.

I really feel bad for the state of Texas right now. After enduring a horrible disaster of a hurricane, they now are all likely on suicide watch after the sh*t that went down in the world of College Football this weekend.

The hurricane madness is only the beginning. Now people living in Florida have Irma to worry about.

The other day I am speaking with an employee at the yogurt shop about movies. I mention a quote from "Planes, Trains, and Automobiles" that he doesn't get. After realizing he hadn't seen the film, I started rattling off other John Hughes movies. He had never heard of any of them. Not Breakfast Club. Not Ferris Bueller's Day Off... none. I then mentioned John Hughes, and received yet another blank look.

This is unacceptable in a business that I own. I will not tolerate such a lack of '80s knowledge, even from Millennials. So I am instituting an '80s exam. They will watch 5 films of my choosing, and be tested on them. The person with the best score will get lunch on me, and will have the final hour of one of their shifts covered by me.

I weep for this generation, but I won't stand idly by as they proceed through life in ignorance of the greatness that was the '80s. If you are going to work for me... you are going to LEARN!

I approve of this. 

Would I have to check the photog smurf box if I'm talking about something that is still going on? Doing articles on two parades that are still going on. 

Vaporman87 wrote :

The other day I am speaking with an employee at the yogurt shop about movies. I mention a quote from "Planes, Trains, and Automobiles" that he doesn't get. After realizing he hadn't seen the film, I started rattling off other John Hughes movies. He had never heard of any of them. Not Breakfast Club. Not Ferris Bueller's Day Off... none. I then mentioned John Hughes, and received yet another blank look.

This is unacceptable in a business that I own. I will not tolerate such a lack of '80s knowledge, even from Millennials. So I am instituting an '80s exam. They will watch 5 films of my choosing, and be tested on them. The person with the best score will get lunch on me, and will have the final hour of one of their shifts covered by me.

I weep for this generation, but I won't stand idly by as they proceed through life in ignorance of the greatness that was the '80s. If you are going to work for me... you are going to LEARN! -end quote

The final line of this post now has me imagining Vaporman as Kevin Hart's father.