Wait... is that a real thing? 
RetroSnob88 wrote :
ILG: Selling your body's chemicals after you die
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You love this signature.
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@Vaporman - Lol nah, it's from the 2nd Simpsons Christmas Special where Bart shoplifts. At the beginning of the episode, he and Lisa watch the special It's a Krusty Kind of Christmas hosted by Krusty the Clown. The sponsors for the special are ILG (an obvious parody of the Independent Grocers of America or IGA for short) with the slogan "Selling your body's chemicals after you die" and the other sponsor is Little Sweetheart Cupcakes (A division of ILG) Suicide is painless
It brings on many changes And I can take or leave it if I please ~The chorus to the love theme from M*A*S*H (one of the greatest franchises of yesteryear) |
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Twix: Two for me, none for you! Suicide is painless
It brings on many changes And I can take or leave it if I please ~The chorus to the love theme from M*A*S*H (one of the greatest franchises of yesteryear) |
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"We eat what we like!" "If you think a 401K is your mother-in-law's bra size, you might be a redneck."
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Choosy moms choose Jif. Those ads were so adorable. "If you think a 401K is your mother-in-law's bra size, you might be a redneck."
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Mikey Likes It! You love this signature.
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Jif has certainly changed with their ads, though. Haven't they, guys? Here's a recent one:
Mr Magic wrote :
"If you think a 401K is your mother-in-law's bra size, you might be a redneck."
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The taste is gonna mooove ya! "If you think a 401K is your mother-in-law's bra size, you might be a redneck."
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