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"If you think a 401K is your mother-in-law's bra size, you might be a redneck."
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Remember, if you don't see me today, I can't save you any money
~Scott Thomason (local auto dealer in Portland, Oregon) years before the shady scandal that ended his business Suicide is painless
It brings on many changes And I can take or leave it if I please ~The chorus to the love theme from M*A*S*H (one of the greatest franchises of yesteryear) |
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I feel like Chicken Tonight Like Chicken Tonight Like Chicken Tonight Chicken Tonight! Suicide is painless
It brings on many changes And I can take or leave it if I please ~The chorus to the love theme from M*A*S*H (one of the greatest franchises of yesteryear) |
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Nintendo: You Cannot Beat Us
Suicide is painless
It brings on many changes And I can take or leave it if I please ~The chorus to the love theme from M*A*S*H (one of the greatest franchises of yesteryear) |
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"how ya gonna do it?" "you gonna PS/2 it!" |
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Is it live or is it Memorex? "If you think a 401K is your mother-in-law's bra size, you might be a redneck."
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Strickland Propane: Taste the meat, not the heat! Suicide is painless
It brings on many changes And I can take or leave it if I please ~The chorus to the love theme from M*A*S*H (one of the greatest franchises of yesteryear) |
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You and Your Johnson: A Way of Life For 50 Years (and yes there actually was a commercial with that slogan. It came out in the 80's. You'd think with the kind of turbulence America faced in the 70's with dirty humour becoming more mainstream, Johnson Boats would have long since re-thought their slogan by that point) Suicide is painless
It brings on many changes And I can take or leave it if I please ~The chorus to the love theme from M*A*S*H (one of the greatest franchises of yesteryear) |
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Atari Corporation: Business Is War!
~Literally the slogan founder and former CEO of Commodore Computers Jack Tramiel used for Atari's Consumer Electronics Division when he bought that half of the original Atari company out in 1984. (Business is War was also his philosphy as a result of a rough teenhood growing up in the prison camps during WWII) Suicide is painless
It brings on many changes And I can take or leave it if I please ~The chorus to the love theme from M*A*S*H (one of the greatest franchises of yesteryear) |
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ILG: Selling your body's chemicals after you die Suicide is painless
It brings on many changes And I can take or leave it if I please ~The chorus to the love theme from M*A*S*H (one of the greatest franchises of yesteryear) |
