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If you're gonna party like it's 1989!
"If you think a 401K is your mother-in-law's bra size, you might be a redneck."
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You would rather be watching old black and white movies than Micheal Bay films.
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Some black and white films are good.
If your town's prison system still uses the electric chair. "If you think a 401K is your mother-in-law's bra size, you might be a redneck."
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If there's a vending machine in your home.
 "If you think a 401K is your mother-in-law's bra size, you might be a redneck."
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...you and your family begin singing theme songs to 80's and 90's cartoons and sitcoms in an operatic style, because it sounds ridiculous. (Yup, did that. Today.)
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thecrow174 wrote :Wow, you just went dark there, eh? NOT AS DARK AS THE ROOM WHEN THE CHAIR IS ON |
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If you had cereal from a box that hasn't been opened in years.
"If you think a 401K is your mother-in-law's bra size, you might be a redneck."
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When you use slang from the past in your regular vocabulary. I am guilty of this. The most common word I use is dude.
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You love this signature.
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I'm guilty of using "psych".
"If you think a 401K is your mother-in-law's bra size, you might be a redneck."
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