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If you like to dunk your Oreos in milk.
"If you think a 401K is your mother-in-law's bra size, you might be a redneck."
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O-R-E-O. Do they still use that jingle?
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I don't know. The only Oreo commercials I ever see anymore are the ones where the guy says the slogan "Oreo: Milk's Favorite Cookie" Can't argue with that.
 I see those and the one where the elderly guy says "Franklin Delano!"  "If you think a 401K is your mother-in-law's bra size, you might be a redneck."
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...if you prefer red brick and paneling in your malls.
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If you haven't mowed your backyard since the 70s.
"If you think a 401K is your mother-in-law's bra size, you might be a redneck."
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If you ask if your friends want to hang out at the Arcade.
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If you still make calls from phone booths.
"If you think a 401K is your mother-in-law's bra size, you might be a redneck."
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If you still use a landline and a rotary phone
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I remember one time when my dad and I went to the gas station, he was paying for gas and the cash register made this *Ding* sound that sounded just like the noise a ring makes when Sonic grabs one!
"If you think a 401K is your mother-in-law's bra size, you might be a redneck."
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... you have searched your attic in hopes of finding a treasure map.
You love this signature.
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