I work overnights providing home care for mentally challenged and developmentally disabled adults.

fuschnikt wrote :

I work overnights providing home care for mentally challenged and developmentally disabled adults.
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My mom worked in a similar job at a developmental center.

Pretty noble of you, fuschnikt.

I sit in a cubicle and seethe hatred and annoyance

shakin steak wrote :

I sit in a cubicle and seethe hatred and annoyance
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Yeah...

I am a licensed marriage and family therapist that works at numerous public schools providing mental health services to the students by day and at night I am a crime fighter. One of those things is made up.  

Why would you invent a career like marriage therapy? It makes the crime fighting the OBVIOUSLY real job.

I'm a Web Developer. At my current job I'm working with mostly Drupal and it's been pretty interesting.

In all seriousness I help around my friend's art gallery and write.

I'm a cart pusher at Wal-Mart. I reach my 13-year anniversary at the store next month, and I'm planning on training to be a cashier. I've been pushing carts since I was 19 years old (I'm 32 now), and I want to have the skill of cashiering if I ever leave the store.