Smear The Queer

Alright, before you get all up in the air over my lack of political correctness let me just say that we attached no value to the name and never thought that smearing all homosexuals was a nice thing. The name was just what it was always called. Nothing more than that.

Anyway, this is a pretty simple game. Whoever is holding the ball or whatever else was used, gets blasted by everyone else. We would usually add a timer to the mix. So, whoever could hold on to the thing longest before being brought down to the ground or losing it would be champion.

I ended up with lots of bruises and grass stains from this game, but it sure did get your adreneline going. Seeing 5 other kids some of which were bigger than you all rushing to take you down makes things very interesting, whether you are gay or not.

Indian Leg Wrestling

Okay, just so you know, this is a real sport. Seriously. But besides that, this game was just as fun as it was stupid.

Most people made the point of the game to bring your leg into a straight down position against the force of your opponent. But that's boring. It was much more entertaining to make the point of the game to be the guy who made your opponent roll up into a ball and pop his leg out of socket. Or at least leave a tender red place on the back of his knee. Ahhh the memories.

It seems odd doesn't it? Kinda like arm wrestling only with legs. But in arm wrestling the strength of your arm comes more into play than the strength of your leg in this game. Here, if you are fat enough you can win every time. How would you like to leg wrestle this pro?

Made Ya Flinch! 

Maybe you're not familiar with the "game" aspect of doing this. Let me explain. While it is very funny to pretend to punch someone square in the face and then make everlasting fun of them for having perfectly natural reflexes, it is made even more fun when you make the punishment an ACTUAL punch. Not in the face, but usually on the upper part of your arm. And, with a protruding middle knuckle to add that extra pain.

This was not just popular with me and my buds. This was something that everyone in my school had fun with. It was a nice bully tactic (not that I was a bully, but some bullies used this religiously). It's really, really stupid. Perfect for use by bullies.

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