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Vaporman87
I'm sorry but, I just find this to be stupid. Seriously? I really don't care how two consenting adults live their lives, but I don't like it shoved in my face by fast food franchises. You've lost me, BK.


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Mr Magic
What has Burger King become?

This was back when they were so innocent.


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shakin steak
Vaporman87 wrote :
 
I really don't care how two consenting adults live their lives,

 
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A lot of people do though, and they want to control and politicize other people's private lives.
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Vaporman87
Burger King has announced it's upcoming line-up of politically charged Whoppers:

  • PC Whopper (We prefer the term "PC sandwich of significant mass")
  • Pro-Choice Whopper (Female customers get one free, and can throw it directly in the trash)
  • War on Women Whopper (Female customers only get half the sandwich)
  • EBT Whopper (You eat it, everyone else in the restaurant pays for it)
  • Illegal Immigrant Whopper (See "EBT Whopper")
  • Union Whopper (You eat it, you're buddies stand around and watch)
  • Obama Whopper (Advertised as our biggest Whopper ever, but it's actually just a Jr. Whopper)
  • Boehner Whopper (Tastes so bad, it immediately brings you to tears)
  • Pelosi Whopper (You'll just have to buy it to see what we actually put on it)
  • IRS Whopper (Regular price, unless you're a Tea Party member)
  • Climate Change Whopper (Formerly our Global Warming, Global Cooling, or Ozone Whopper)
  • Affirmative Action Whopper (Made with less qualified ingredients, but priced the same)
  • Common Core Whopper (Developed to taste good to everyone by our faceless consortium of "experts")
  • Benghazi Whopper (We said we discontinued it because of a YouTube video, but really... it was just nasty)
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Mr Magic
Despite this Gay Pride Whopper, I still got lunch from Burger King today. I ordered the Big King, and let me tell ya: It didn't exactly live up to its name. For a moment, I thought I got the Whopper Jr. That's how small it was. The Big Mac was bigger than that thing! So much for their old slogan "Get your burgers worth".
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Mr Magic
Whopper Wine.

http://www.eater.com/2015/9/29/9416537/burger-king-whopper-wine

I never had wine, but I hear it tastes bitter. Why make a wine taste like a burger?
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Vaporman87
Vaporman87 wrote :

I'm sorry but, I just find this to be stupid. Seriously? I really don't care how two consenting adults live their lives, but I don't like it shoved in my face by fast food franchises. You've lost me, BK.
 
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Alright, so MAYBE they made up for this a little bit with the Halloween Whopper. But you're only getting my money this one time BK!!!
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shakin steak
Can we keep the breeders out of commercials? I don't like the waste of resources endemic to increasing population being paraded around like it's acceptable or sensible by food companies and car companies.
thecrow174 wrote :

McDonald's fries are just as good as BK's.
 
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I've always heard that they were better. And that the thing to do is get your fries from McDonald's and your burgers from Burger King.

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jkatz
Burger King always seemed really mediocre to me. If I had to choose between BK and not getting a burger, I'd choose not getting the burger.
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But she hears only whispers of some quiet conversation.
Mr Magic
Drink Whopper Wine and you'll be hamburger drunk.
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