The people of South Park, Colorado can't stand him, but cartoon fanatics everywhere love him.

Never been a fan of South Park. Too vulgar for my tastes. But it certainly has found success.

Cartman, you have such a big fat ass that when you walk down the street people say, "God-DAMMIT, that's a big fat ass!"

"HEY!"

If some girl tried to kick my *ss, I'd be like "Hey, why don't you stop dressing me up like a mailman, and making me dance for you while you go and smoke crack in your bedroom and have with some guy I don't even know, on my dad's bed!"

blueluigi wrote :
If some girl tried to kick my *ss, I'd be like "Hey, why don't you stop dressing me up like a mailman, and making me dance for you while you go and smoke crack in your bedroom and have with some guy I don't even know, on my dad's bed!"

Cartman's mom is so messed up lol.

I have a Cartman shirt. I wanted a Butters one, but the store didn't have any, so I got a Cartman one.

I like when he was in the Cheesy Poufs commercial, but nobody watched it because of the Planetarium.

That's "planne arium"!

"I love Cheesy Poofs
You love Cheesy Poofs
If we didn't Cheesy Poofs,
We'd be..."

Cartman: lame.

A Steve Urkel sleeping bag? DID I DO THAT?