...you never fall until you look down.

Can't we learn from Wile E. Coyote's mistakes?

You'd think by now I would have gotten the hang of it, but no. Every darn time I look down. I fail at cartooning 101.

If you spell Ed "Edd" or Eddie "Eddy".

...you find yourself narrating your location and activity in your best Ted Knight voice.  "Meanwhile... at Tony's office..."

If you're as thin as Jack Skellington.

When you eat something spicy and a steam whistle goes off

If someone asks you for two lumps of sugar and you hit him on the head with a hammer twice.

...a shotgun blast to your face only leaves you slightly blackened, and even that disappears the next time you are seen.

...your eating a carrot and go up to someone and say "Whats Up Doc?"