Darn those crazy squares.
Holidays,
People!
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"Magic can happen to you."
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You know what one of the biggest travesties of the world is? The 7-Up Spot is remembered more as a one hit wonder product placement video game than he is as the soda mascot he was originally intended to be. Oh well, at least one (maybe more, I could just be getting the 'Member Berries in the wrong place. But then I remember a lot of stuff nobody gives a crap about) of us remembers him as he was originally. You did awesome as a mascot, Spot and to show my gratitude for it, your next 7-Up Vodka is on me Now if you'll excuse me, time for this retro snob o' specific tastes to remember Chester the Cheetos Cheetah as a product placement video game and not as a junk food mascot. Same with The Yo-Noid, Ronald McDonald and The McDonald Land Gang (See McKids for the NES for reference), Cap'n Crunch, and the creepy plastic head Burger King guy. From now on, I remember those as product placement video games and not as food and beverage mascots Suicide is painless
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i'll bet the crappy videos game tie-ins were the reason why 7-Up dropped him as a mascot lol. then again there were two crappy chester cheetah video games and he's still around like he hasn't left the 90s Nintendo Network ID: Benjamillion
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pok'emon just throws logic out the window. Nintendo Network ID: Benjamillion
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I miss Cool Spot. "Magic can happen to you."
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Nintendo Network ID: Benjamillion
PSN account ID: benjanime YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@benny.bros./featured |
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Nintendo Network ID: Benjamillion
PSN account ID: benjanime YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@benny.bros./featured |
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These are a couple of stickers I bought on Etsy. Fact: The person I bought these from actually painted these.
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Fact: There's a Funko POP of Patrick with a board nailed to his head. "Magic can happen to you."
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Yeah, good luck, pal. This game's tough as heck. "Magic can happen to you."
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