THE REASON I MENTION ALL THIS.
As you can maybe
imagination, this is one of the richest cities on earth, and usually,
only poor people ROll in motorcycles and Ebikes here. Well, the
Maserati, Rolls Royce bunch isn't too keen on having motorcycles dodging
in and out of traffic, SO they have passed legislation completely
banning the use of Motorcycles and EBIKES.
However, that being said
this is China. I call it "THE REAL LAND OF THE FREE 11 MONTHS OUT OF THE
YEAR. **They seem to only enforce laws about one month out of the year.) because walking around in Shenzhen, Shanghai, or Beijing you
would think to yourself that motorcycles are perfectly legal because
your gonna see a million a second.

All the foreigners have them to
and I read an article about an American in a small province who would
ride one of these three wheeled bikes around with his kids in the back and
it went viral. So I wanted one. I went and got a second hand, shat
green bike with a truck bed used for deliveries that ran on a giant
rechargeable battery that I had to lug up to my 30th-floor apartment
every night.
 But the bike looked like shat.


I remember The ecto 3 Toy and wanted to emulate that kinda.


So I made it look rad. This isn't my main youtube channel. This is just a personal one. but here it is in
all its glory.
 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMLsSI1ZDr4
SO
one day After work my wife Hopped in the back and I started blasting
down the side road for bikes and blew right passed a Cop. I heard him
yell stop in Chinese. Hell no. I stepped on it and started crossing the
crossroads, my wife hitting me on the back the whole time telling me to
stop. I didn't notice there were cops on every street corner. The one in
back of me shouted to the other ones and I noticed one coming at me so I
flipped around and started gunning
but it too late to see another cop running up on me on my blindside. 
As I zoomed past he PULLED THE KEY from my ignition. The joke was on him
tho. This old hunk of junk,
was so ragged that it would keep running even without the key, you had
to disconnect the battery under the seat So I just laughed at him but
noticed I was getting surrounded. I totally could have made it, but it
was my wife's first time in China ( I had lived here for a year once
before I got married. ) and she was freaking out in the back seat
telling me to stop. F THAT. I goosed it as gnarly as I could, but A cop
caught up with me and grabbed on the truck bed, near my wife, and Like I
started dragging him. So now I knew I could get in trouble if I hurt
him and my wife was hitting me telling me to stop So finally, defeated I
pulled onto the sidewalk as like 5 cops grabbed my wheel. I told the
Cops that I had to go pick up my kids fast from school so I hadn't much
time to Chat. They kept telling me that I couldn't leave and my Chinese
was too bad to understand or talk to em.
So I called my sexy MILF boss from Hong Kong that owned the art company
I worked for teaching kids how to make pixel art of NESS and Super
Mario among other things. (Great Job btw) She showed up and they argued,
A crowd gathered around. Some of the Chinese onlookers started yelling
at the cop saying that he was just messing with us because we were
foreigners and to let us go. My boss was telling them the same. He
explained to my boss that he was so sorry, When I blew by him it just so
happens that he was sitting on that corner with some important
government official from Beijing that was just complimenting him on
something as I blasted by on the sidewalk. He said the Government
official made him do it. At one point I told the cop that if he thought
my kids were cute, he had to let me go. I handed him the passports and
he said "Wo zhidao, nida Haizi Feiqiang Ku ai,
Which means I know, your kids look very cute. I said, "Dope Bye and
goosed again. he dropped his notebook and stumbled trying to catch me. I
said in Chinese "what the hell bro, we had a deal ." anyways I could
finally tell we were f***ed So I tried taking a selfie with the ***hole
taking away my birthday. Here is the whole ordeal. My wife, being mad in the back, The cops Blocking me, my fine wine boss trying to defend me, and of course the selfie. RIP Ecto 3


And here is the G.I.Joe Mustang for old times sake VKIMO



Also,
it was pretty painfully obvious that a member of this site was teaching
art in China. I will let you guys use your context clues.

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