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"If you think a 401K is your mother-in-law's bra size, you might be a redneck."
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An umpire saves a woman from jumping off a bridge.
It's sad that there are people out there who don't know the value of a human life. http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2718700-mlb-umpire-john-tumpane-saves-woman-attempting-suicide-on-pittsburgh-bridge "If you think a 401K is your mother-in-law's bra size, you might be a redneck."
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I don't know if this really "cool" in anybody else's eyes, but one of John Wayne Gacy's remaining unidentified victims has been identified through DNA testing.
Probably not the most "upbeat" news story in this thread, but a family finally getting peace on what happened to their loved one and knowing his killer was brought to justice seems pretty cool to me. *Insert funny signature here*
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News like this is good enough for this thread.
"If you think a 401K is your mother-in-law's bra size, you might be a redneck."
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In light of that news story about a group of kids laughing at a man drowning, here's the exact opposite: an NFL linebacker saved a man from choking to death at an airport by administrating the Heimlich maneuver.
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That's even more significant than whatever NFL career stats he might've had.
"If you think a 401K is your mother-in-law's bra size, you might be a redneck."
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I don't know if anyone on Retro Daze is a St. Louis Cardinals fan, but Lou Brock just announced he is cancer free.
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Archeologists just uncovered a city similarly preserved to Pompeii.
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The Squamish, Washington police will smash car windows if kids or pets are trapped inside vehicles on hot days.
I think it's a good idea. Every police force should do this. "If you think a 401K is your mother-in-law's bra size, you might be a redneck."
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A somewhat funny story out of England. This might piss off some vegans, but I laughed so hard when I read this.
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