Hey... you know what would be great? To take a property that we rebooted once already 5 years ago, and then just do that again! Sweet!

Also great would be to tie our armpit hair together and form a human armpit hair centipede. Amiright?

a business insider reporter is offended that a cursor in an upcoming super mario game only has a white female hand.

I'm offended that the reporter is offended by white women's hands.

Yes, but: 

So what? If I can pretend to be a hedgehog wearing sneakers, you can pretend to have a white woman's hand. The new iPhone emojis are ruining the world. 

modern society is so full of dopes that get offended by anything. the funny thing is, in an update someone posted a video that there will be other cursors as well, such as dog and cat paws, and a mario hand, complete with the glove.

Now I'm offended, why is there no Lizard hand? My dog and cat can have matching hands, but my dragon can't? Unbelievable. 

yeah really, and i would've loved to have a panda hand. (see avatar)

What about ghosts? We're just going to discriminate against them are we? How will they feel when playing the game... seeing a hand represent them that they can no longer have or use? It's so cruel and inconsiderate.

Yes. Riiiiight. This makes perfect sense. Really? I mean... REALLY??? This school deserves to be endlessly TP'd.