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Hottest TV Sisters
The allure of an older sister was hard to ignore in my early
years of admiring the opposite sex. Or in other words, teenage girls were all
“hot chicks” and “bodacious babes” to my young eyes and heart. I started having
crushes on the ladies as early as age 4, but very quickly noticed that girls 5
and 6 years older than me who came walking by with their lip gloss, hair spray
and fruit-flavored gum took my attention away from living room battles between
G.I. Joe and Cobra in fleeting moments of exhilaration. As I look back now,
it’s even more clear that what really set the stage for this infatuation were
the cute, perky, sometimes quirky sisters from my favorite 80’s and 90’s
sitcoms. So I invite you to join me for a look back at the hottest sisters from
TV Land who caused my heart to pitter-patter with innocent desire.
Dawn Schafer-The Baby-Sitter’s Club
You may or may not remember this cable TV series from 1990
starring a cast of unknowns, but I sure do.
If not the show, you’ve at least heard of the popular book series by Ann
M. Martin that inspired it. The show centered around a group of nice girls who
ran a babysitting business and had to deal with various situations like
divorce, bullying and young love. The first situation caused 2 members of the
club, Mary-Anne and Dawn to become sisters when their single parents got
married. Dawn was the reason I started reading the books in the first place,
based on the fact that she was from my home state of California and looked good
in a swimsuit on the cover.
Luckily, the actress who played Dawn on the show brought her
to life, just as I had imagined. Full of energy and lots of fun, she was a
blonde goddess as far as 2nd grade me was concerned. In retrospect Dawn’s
claim of being from CA deserved to be challenged, as she clearly had an East
Coast accent, but truthfully that endeared me to her all the more. I already
knew plenty of girls who talked “normal”, so her wacky pronunciations of phrases
like “Oh My Gosh” and “Oh No” made her all the more exotic. I owned several VHS
tapes of the show and watched them over and over to get a glimpse Dawn, my lady
love. I was a very romantic 8 year old.
D.J. Tanner-Full House
Candace Cameron’s evolution from chipmunk cheeked sweetie-pie to the beautiful girl next door was very noticeable over 8 seasons on Full House. She was like your friend’s sister who used to be that annoying girl you wanted to turn off the soap operas so you could play Sega Genesis, then puberty rolls around and suddenly you’re inviting yourself over just to be there when she gets home from Volleyball practice. OK, I didn’t experience that exact scenario, but you get what I’m saying.
Donna Jo “D.J.” Tanner was a sensitive girl who always tried to do the right thing by her family, as well as playing the voice of reason to her younger sisters. And though she went from just a girl, to a real looker by season 8, the true attraction was in her kindness. A smart and pretty girl that would also be nice to you? It was quite contrast to say Kelly Bundy from Married…With Children, who was trashy and mean (or just dumb in the later seasons). Plus D.J. ended up dating “Steve” aka Scott Weigner aka the voice of Aladdin which is my favorite Disney animated film. If she caught the heart of “Prince Ali”, she was good enough for me!
Karen Foster-Step By Step
Step By Step seems to get lost in the shuffle of classic TV
sitcoms, even though it ran for 7 years, mostly based on the popularity of the Ted
“Theodore” Logan imitating, Cousin Cody.
But it wasn’t the dim-witted dude living in the driveway that got me tuning in,
it was the dark-haired beauty, Karen. Played by Angela Watson,
Karen was a squeaky voiced airhead who served as a contrast between the opinionated
Dana and immature tom-boy, “Al”.
As shallow as I was, all it really took to declare Karen the
“Babe” of the bunch was that she wore the trendiest, tight-fitting outfits and sported
a nice smile. Looking back, I totally
see how reminiscent her look was to every guys all-time TV
crush, Kelly Kapowski, which probably had the most to do with my infatuation. It’s
fitting that she resides neither at the bottom or the top of the list, but somewhere
in the middle. She embodied 90’s teen attractiveness well enough to get the job
done.
Wendy & Cindy Lubbock-Just The Ten of Us
The #2 spot is a tie between a duo of sisters that occupied a
similar role on Growing Pains spin-off, Just the Ten of Us. I’m talking about the
knockouts of the Lubbock family tree, Wendy and Cindy. With a cast of 10 all
vying for screen time you would think that standing out on the series would be
tough, but Brooke Theiss and Jamie Luner managed to make themselves the center
of every scene with vivacious personalities and solid comedic performances. The
pretty pair embodied the classic 80’s mall girl tropes, but in a very sincere
way.
I loved Wendy’s scheming, boy-crazy attitude. What she
lacked in book smarts she made up for with bravado and looking good in a
mini-skirt. Plus, she took on the role as “Head Sister” you know, if there was
such a thing. Cindy was pretty clueless most of the time, but she could really
rock that side pony tail like it was 1989…because it was. She also had the most
sultry dance moves when the quartet of sisters performed on the show as a
musical group called “The Lubbock Babes”. Now it’s time to reveal the hottest
TV sister of all time…
Jamie Powell-Charles In Charge
Remember the description I gave of older sisters in the
opening paragraph? It was Nicole Eggert’s weekly performances as Jamie Powell
on Charles In Charge that I was talking about. Aside from rocking some of the
best 80’s hairstyles and pink lip gloss the decade had to offer, Jamie was the
ultimate stuck-up older sister who gave you grief, but knew you could count on
in the end. She always had that look like she was up to something no good and
you knew she had several back-up boyfriends ready to go at a moments notice. I
always wanted to be friends with Adam, played by Alexander Polansky, so I could
hang out by the banister and get a whiff of her perfume as she ran up the
stairs. Girls who wore perfume were so mature.
I recently got confirmation that it was the Jamie character
I was attracted to while scanning episodes on YouTube and coming upon a bizarre
attempt at creating a spin-off from Charles in Charge. In the episode “Fair
Exchange”, Jamie gets invited to visit her cousin Amanda’s family in New Mexico (who she admits she’s never even met) but due to previous plans, Sarah ends up
making the trip. When she shows up at the door, Sarah finds out in a Patty Duke
like twist that Amanda looks exactly like Jamie with the character also being played
by Nicole Eggert. Isn’t that crazy? They totally thought they could cast the
same actress in the same role, but with a different name on a new set. The only
problem was, with the show revolving around the Amanda character as the
ultimate older sister, she is forced to take on the Charles role of dispensing
wisdom to her annoying younger siblings while dealing with the recently arrived
Romanian exchange student and frankly, is super bland. Instead of showing up in a cute
outfit to make a sassy comment, she just solves everybody’s problems for them.
Boooring.
So that's the list. Love it? Hate it? Tell me who your sitcom crush was. Ladies, who was the hottest older brother on TV?
Vaporman87 Posted on Apr 13, 2015 at 02:47 PM
Oh yeah, that's right. They weren't blood related. She would have been more like a step-sister (didn't they get married later on?).
Hoju Koolander Posted on Apr 13, 2015 at 04:56 AM
@both I totally wanted to add Alyssa as she was incredibly mesmerizing to me at 7 years old (commercials for that Teen Steam workout video rocked my world) but unfortunately she was nobody's sister and did not qualify for the list. A case could be made that she was Angela's son's surrogate sister, I just didn't think it fit. Definitely agree with you though.
OldSchool80s Posted on Apr 13, 2015 at 01:15 AM
Completely agree with Vaporman87. Excellent calls on Just the Ten of Us and Nicole Eggert plus I would also add both Olivia d'Abo from Wonder Years and Alyssa Milano. I am sure there are others that I am not thinking of yet, but great start!
Vaporman87 Posted on Apr 11, 2015 at 03:56 AM
Yeah... I'm finding it hard to disagree with you on about all of these. Especially the redhead from Just The Ten of Us and Nicole Eggert. They were both knockouts. I would also add the sister from The Wonder Years and Alyssa Milano from Who's The Boss. She was very attractive as well. Nice list here Hoju!
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