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The king of the one-liners.




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Vaporman87
Youngman not looking so young there.
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Mr Magic
Some one-liners that Youngman used.

"A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months."

"I've been married for 49 years. Where have I failed?"

"My wife and I went back to the hotel where we spent our wedding night. Only this time, I stayed in the bathroom and cried."
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"I asked my wife 'Where do you wanna go for your anniversary?' She said 'I wanna go somewhere I've never been before.' I said 'Try the kitchen.'"
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Vaporman87
Looks like Mr. Youngman's relation is looking to fund a documentary about him...


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Cool! I hope they raise enough funds.
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