A Tim Allen Christmas classic where Timmy starts out as an ordinary human being, but later, gets the full Santa experience. The red suit, the white beard, the enormous belly. The whole enchilada!
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"If you think a 401K is your mother-in-law's bra size, you might be a redneck."
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I always hated these films. I always found them to be be more annoying then entertaining, with their cheesy villains and their humor that even some one as young as me could see was't all that funny.
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One of my favorites. The sequels i don't really care for.
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I saw the first movie in theaters, and liked it. My mom likes those movies. She liked the 2nd one.
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I never saw it or wanted to
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I watched them, but remember very little about them. Guess they didn't make much of an impression on me. I like Tim Allen though. He was great on Home Improvement and in Galaxy Quest.
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The first had like a Miracle on 34th Street vibe. Everybody thinks the guy who actually is Kris Kringle, is some kind of nut.
"If you think a 401K is your mother-in-law's bra size, you might be a redneck."
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the first movie i could watch no problem, but the sequels were hard for me to sit through.
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The special/visual effects in the first one looked kind of fake. Like with the sleigh and reindeer flying. Maybe they should've hired the guy who did the effects for T2: Judgment Day.
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You can't fool me Crow, there ain't no Santy Clause!
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Clause: A specific section in a contract.
The Santa Clause: In putting on the suit and entering the sleigh, the wearer waives any and all right to any previous identity, real or implied, and fully accepts the duties and responsibilities of Santa Claus, in perpetuity to which some time the wearer becomes unable to do so, by either accident or design. "If you think a 401K is your mother-in-law's bra size, you might be a redneck."
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