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| ID | Thread | Description | Posted By | Posted On | |
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| 38135 | Corrupt-A-Wish: Retro Daze Edition | Wish granted you remember that back then you thought you might have to pee. In the now you know you have to go really bad or as the colloquialism goes, "yer back teeth are a floatin'." Back then your subconscious mind knew it all along as your bladder was screaming to be relieved as it stretched to monstrous proportions, but you were too busy to be bothered. In the future all you can think is sadly that you should have listened and you wouldn't need a shower with warm rivulets running down your leg and an embarrassing ever widening wet spot gracing your lap. Don't worry though near future you will then know how you will feel as distant future you when your incontinence sets in with old age and it happens to you all the time. At least then you will know what you know now, the familiar stench of urine.<br><br>I wish I knew all the answers.<br> | NLogan | Oct 26, 2017 |  |
| 38134 | Corrupt-A-Wish: Retro Daze Edition | Wish granted, you can fly but have violated several FAA regulations and are now being probed in a bunker deep below Area 51. The codename for your file is, "Dumbo." You barely escape during a "cavity" exam and fly directly to your family, only to see that they have moved on, and replaced you with Earl, the hot rodding gas station clerk who drives the 87 iRoc Carmaro with the broken headlights. In a fit of despair you fly to Papua New Guinea where you make a living as a deity among the village folk. They feed you honey and dung beetles in exchange for you flying their children to the top of the Budu tree to collect persimmons. <div><br></div><div>I wish I knew then, what I know now.</div> | vkimo | Oct 26, 2017 | |
| 38133 | Last TV show you watched | Magnum P.I. | Mr Magic | Oct 26, 2017 | |
| 38132 | CaseyJones Art kinda | <img width="300" height="208" src="/images/postImages/1508980020ALFD.JPG"> | CaseyJones | Oct 26, 2017 | |
| 38131 | World Series 2017 | They couldn't cut it in the National League. | Mr Magic | Oct 26, 2017 | |
| 38130 | Interesting Child's Play fact. | oh yeah, two very contrasting characters. We had to watch One flew over the cuckoo's nest in high school. with all the different appearances of actors who became big names in their own right. I didn't realize that one of them was Chucky. | CaseyJones | Oct 26, 2017 | |
| 38129 | The Lion King | <p>Awww. That's a shame. Good actor. I liked him in Soap</p> | Vaporman87 | Oct 26, 2017 | |
| 38128 | World Series 2017 | <p>So when did Houston move to the American League? That's dumb</p> | Vaporman87 | Oct 26, 2017 | |
| 38127 | Corrupt-A-Wish: Retro Daze Edition | <p>Wish Granted. You now won't have back acne until one year from now, when it covers your entire body.</p><p><br></p><p>I wish I could fly by simply willing it</p> | Vaporman87 | Oct 26, 2017 | |
| 38126 | The Lion King | <div>So long, Robert Guillaume, a.k.a. Rafiki.</div><div><br></div><img src="https://s1.postimg.org/1xg96mxfzz/krow_V4zf4_Syl.jpg"> | Mr Magic | Oct 25, 2017 | |
