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5 Spooky Board Games
Rattle Me Bones (Milton Bradley) Hey, you throw a Skel..
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Rated R for RAD
The forbidden areas tread only by “grown-ups” were a ..
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Retro Rubber Masks
They say a picture is worth a thousand words, well this a..
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3 Essential 80s Home Decor Items
Though we often categorize a decade based on its popular ..
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Smoking In the 80's
The world has changed in a big way over the last 30 years..
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5 Most Iconic Movie Christmas Trees
When Christmas comes around, there's always a lot of exci..
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Retro Christmas Wonderland Part 1
One of the most enjoyable parts of Christmas is driving a..
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Retro Christmas Wonderland Part 2
Welcome to the second installment of this exciting look b..
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Retro Xmas Mix Tape
[That the following article is being published after Chri..
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1991 New Years Resolutions
Whenever December 31st rolls around we start thinking abo..
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The View-Master ShowBeam
Hey, do you remember View-Master? Of course you do. Those..
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Indiana Jones Memories
Harrison Ford is back in a big way thanks to reprising hi..
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Bunk Beds
Recently my son graduated from the slatted bars of his ba..
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Being The New Kid
Being the new kid in school is sometimes hard for childre..
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A Talk With Adam F. Goldberg
2017 Introduction: This article was originally published ..
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5 Best TV Cars of the 80s
Cars were always a status symbol in our favorite TV shows..
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Mighty Marvel Jumbo Fun Book
How the Mighty Marvel Jumbo Fun Book from 1979 came to be..
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The Perfect Saturday Morning
It’s Saturday morning in 1989 and the world couldn’t ..
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Rad Retro Valentines
No day was filled with more dread than Valentines Day for..
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Mighty Morphin Ripoff Rangers Part 1
Scoff if you must, but the Power Rangers franchise of TV ..
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The Non-Sports Fan's Guide to Iconic Athletes of the 90's
There’s a difference between being a professional athle..
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Lost Sequels of the 80s
Some filmmakers are so confident in their success that th..
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5 Pro Wrestlers In Prime Time
Professional wrestlers are some of the most entertaining ..
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Childhood Embarrassment 9021-D'oh!
Monsters under the bed get a lot of credit for being the ..
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Old School Phones: Mystery Callers
It used to be that picking up the telephone was akin to ..
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Mighty Morphin Ripoff Rangers Part 2
As covered in my previous article (Click Here to read Par..
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80's Easter memories
Easter is the poor man’s Christmas, speaking from a pur..
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Virtual Reality
Virtual Reality was a buzzword throughout the 90s that no..
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Retro TV Romance: Zack & Kelly
As a kid there were two ways to learn about romance. The ..
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Action Figure Comics Review - Sectaurs
Welcome to the second installment of Action Figure Comics..
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Action Figure Comics Review - Visionaries
There was a very conscious synergy between cartoons and t..
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7 Weirdest Hook Movie Action Figures
The family adventure film Hook from 1991 was a favorite f..
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The Legend of Karate Man-Man
My only brother is 17 years older than me and when I was ..
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Action Figure Comics Review: Battle Beasts
Welcome to the 3rd installment of the Action Figure Comi..
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5 Antique Store Finds Part 1
Before ebay became the go-to source for locating knick-kn..
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5 Antique Store Finds Part 2
Here we are again, ready to wander the aisles of a massiv..
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Interview With The Gremlins Creator
Imagine being there at the beginning, called upon to brin..
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Retro Culture of Fear
Growing up there were certain childhood fears that seem t..
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Game Boy and Game Gear On Film
You likely recall the battle for video game home console ..
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Burger King Kids Club Toys
Last time I introduced you to the members of the Burger K..
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90's Concert Experiences Part 1
“My dad got me tickets to see Green Day, you wanna go?..
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90's Concert Experiences Part 2
In the first installment of my 90’s concert memories I ..
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James Bond Jr. Remembered
In 1991 the James Bond movie franchise was in limbo. 2 ov..
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Family Road Trips
The Vacation movies starring Chevy Chase gave us a hilari..
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Antique Store Finds Part 1
Before ebay became the go to source for locating knick-kn..
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Antique Store Finds Part 2
Here we are again, ready to wander the aisles of massive ..
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Retro Recess Rowdiness
Recess was obviously every child’s favorite “subject..
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Best Saved By The Bell Teachers
Zack, Kelly, Jessie, Slater, Lisa, Screech (and sometimes..
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Hoju's 7th Birthday Party: 1989
I recently moved and in the process of unpacking boxes ca..
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Bugs Bunny 50th Anniversary Magazine
In 1990, Bugs Bunny turned 50 years old and was on the ve..
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Failed 90's Video Game Console Wars
Video game enthusiasts know that the main event of the ..
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10 Best Super Mario Bros Super Show Guest Stars
When the Super Mario Bros Super Show debuted in 1989, it ..
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90's Action Figure Treasure Hunt
For my birthday this year, my fellow nerd neighbor, Dan g..
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Retro Comic Book Ads Part 1
I buy a lot of quarter bin comics these days. It's not th..
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90's X-Men Food Ads
Even though Marvel's Merry Mutants had been around since ..
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Awesome Antique Store Finds
I'm seriously considering renting out a space in my favor..
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Dr. Timewarp Returns: 80's Drug Store Shopping
I'M BACK! You've truly proven yourself worthy of being th..
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RetroDaze Invades RetroCon 2016
When you think of G.I. Joe or Captain Planet and The Plan..
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Wackiest Failed TV Pilots
If you look back at some of the wild premises of 70's, 80..
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Marvel Comics Food Ads of the 90's
Saving the world on a daily basis must make a hero hungry..
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