RetroDaze - Thread | Adam Sandler

Who remembers this song?

http://youtu.be/o8q58gANS1g

Lyrics:

Woke up in the morning

Put on my new plastic glove

Served some reheated salisbury steak

With a little slice of love

Got no clue what the chicken pot pie is made of

Just know everything's doing fine

Down here in Lunchlady Land

Well I wear this net on my head

'Cause my red hair is fallin' out

I wear these brown orthopedic shoes

'Cause I got a bad case of the gout

I know you want seconds on the corndogs

But there's no reason to shout

Everybody gets enough food

Down here in Lunchlady Land

Well yesterday's meatloaf is today's sloppy joes

And my breath reeks of tuna

And there's lots of black hairs coming out of my nose

In Lunchlady Land your dreams come true

Clouds made of carrots and peas

Mountains built of shepherds pie

And rivers made of macaroni and cheese

But don't forget to return your trays

And try to ignore my gum disease

No student can escape the magic of Lunchlady Land

Hoagies & grinders, hoagies & grinders

Hoagies & grinders, hoagies & grinders

Navy beans, navy beans, navy beans

Hoagies & grinders, hoagies & grinders

Navy beans, navy beans

Meatloaf sandwich

sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe

sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe

sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe

sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe

Well I dreamt one morning

That I woke up to see

All the pepperoni pizza

Was a-looking at me

It screamed, why do you burn me

And serve me up cold

I said I got the spatula

Just do what you're told

Then the liver & onions

Started joining the fight

And the chocolate pudding

Pushed me with all its might

And the chop suey slapped me

And it kicked me in the head

It's called revenge Lunchlady

Said the garlic bread

I said what did I do

To make you all so mad

They said you got flabby arms

And your breath is bad

Then the green beans said

You better run and hide

But then my friend sloppy joe came

And joined my side

He said if it wasn't for the Lunchlady

The kids wouldn't eatcha

You should be shakin' her hand

And sayin' please to meet ya

She gives you a purpose

And she gives you a goal

You should be kissin' her feet

And kissin' her mole

Now all the angry foods

Just leave me alone

And we all live together

In a happy home

Thanks to

sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe

sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe

sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe

sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe

[Spoken]

Well me & sloppy joe got married

We got six kids and we're doing' just fine

Down in Lunchlady Land

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By Mr Magic At 01:29 On 13 September 2013 13558 Posts	Who remembers this song? http://youtu.be/o8q58gANS1g Lyrics: Woke up in the morning Put on my new plastic glove Served some reheated salisbury steak With a little slice of love Got no clue what the chicken pot pie is made of Just know everything's doing fine Down here in Lunchlady Land Well I wear this net on my head 'Cause my red hair is fallin' out I wear these brown orthopedic shoes 'Cause I got a bad case of the gout I know you want seconds on the corndogs But there's no reason to shout Everybody gets enough food Down here in Lunchlady Land Well yesterday's meatloaf is today's sloppy joes And my breath reeks of tuna And there's lots of black hairs coming out of my nose In Lunchlady Land your dreams come true Clouds made of carrots and peas Mountains built of shepherds pie And rivers made of macaroni and cheese But don't forget to return your trays And try to ignore my gum disease No student can escape the magic of Lunchlady Land Hoagies & grinders, hoagies & grinders Hoagies & grinders, hoagies & grinders Navy beans, navy beans, navy beans Hoagies & grinders, hoagies & grinders Navy beans, navy beans Meatloaf sandwich sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe Well I dreamt one morning That I woke up to see All the pepperoni pizza Was a-looking at me It screamed, why do you burn me And serve me up cold I said I got the spatula Just do what you're told Then the liver & onions Started joining the fight And the chocolate pudding Pushed me with all its might And the chop suey slapped me And it kicked me in the head It's called revenge Lunchlady Said the garlic bread I said what did I do To make you all so mad They said you got flabby arms And your breath is bad Then the green beans said You better run and hide But then my friend sloppy joe came And joined my side He said if it wasn't for the Lunchlady The kids wouldn't eatcha You should be shakin' her hand And sayin' please to meet ya She gives you a purpose And she gives you a goal You should be kissin' her feet And kissin' her mole Now all the angry foods Just leave me alone And we all live together In a happy home Thanks to sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe [Spoken] Well me & sloppy joe got married We got six kids and we're doing' just fine Down in Lunchlady Land Quote Disable Sigs "If you think a 401K is your mother-in-law's bra size, you might be a redneck."

By Vaporman87 At 12:02 On 13 September 2013 10515 Posts King of the Hill	A Sandler classic. Also, the Hanukkah song. Quote Disable Sigs You love this signature.
By Mr Magic At 12:39 On 13 September 2013 13558 Posts	I like that one. I learned about so many famous Jews. Quote Disable Sigs "If you think a 401K is your mother-in-law's bra size, you might be a redneck."