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Forum » Retro People & Events » Henny Youngman
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"If you think a 401K is your mother-in-law's bra size, you might be a redneck."
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Youngman not looking so young there.
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Some one-liners that Youngman used.
"A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months." "I've been married for 49 years. Where have I failed?" "My wife and I went back to the hotel where we spent our wedding night. Only this time, I stayed in the bathroom and cried." "If you think a 401K is your mother-in-law's bra size, you might be a redneck."
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"I asked my wife 'Where do you wanna go for your anniversary?' She said 'I wanna go somewhere I've never been before.' I said 'Try the kitchen.'"
"If you think a 401K is your mother-in-law's bra size, you might be a redneck."
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Looks like Mr. Youngman's relation is looking to fund a documentary about him...
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Cool! I hope they raise enough funds.
"If you think a 401K is your mother-in-law's bra size, you might be a redneck."
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