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RetroSnob88

 



I love Nintendo Entertainment System (First introduced in Japan as the Nintendo Family Computer (or Famicom for short) in 1983 respectively, test marketed in New York as the Nintendo Entertainment System in October of 1985 and released nationwide the next year).



You know what games I love for it most? Games where you either slash or gun down people. I had a rough life that continues with me struggling because some fascist freaks are jealous of the life I've deserved for so long while my mean and spiteful abuser (bio sister who thankfully disowned me 4 years ago. She had an equally rough life and took it out on me. Oh and she used to call me the r word) is in paradise with no worries in the world all to show for how much of an a-hole she is). So to cope with the fact that she has it made while I continue to struggle, I love playing games like Contra, Hogan's Alley, Ninja Gaiden, Freedom Force, and Rush N Attack (Called Green Beret in Europe respectively), and pretend all the people I shoot or slash are her. Especially when I'm playing Rush N Attack where you knife people. It's all like "Knifey knifey, b****!" ). Everyday, I thank the good people of Nintendo for giving me this grandtastic coping tool.



Now, do you kids want to know how I use Mortal Kombat and Doom as the other ultimate coping tools for being out in public around a bunch of ignoramus buttwipes? (You must be 18 years of age or older)



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RetroSnob88

Another game I love playing on it, Blades of Steel. I especially love that you can beat the crap out of opponents with no trip to the penalty box. It makes pretending the opposing team I play against are all copies of my sister all the more fun!


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Suicide is painless
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RetroSnob88

Oh and Wolverine. That's another fun one. Pretending Logan is slicing and dicing my sister turning her into julienne fries


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Suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it if I please

~The chorus to the love theme from M*A*S*H (one of the greatest franchises of yesteryear)
RetroSnob88

 



And beat em up games like Mighty Final Fight, Double Dragon and River City Ransom. I especially love pretending the baddies I punch and kick in River City Ransom are my sister (because the thought of her saying barf and coughing up coin change is epic)


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Suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it if I please

~The chorus to the love theme from M*A*S*H (one of the greatest franchises of yesteryear)
Benjanime

i'm thankful that i got myself an NES mini, all i have in my home are HDTVs now but with the inclusion of that CRT filter it helps give it that authentic feel (aside from holding an NES controller again, lol) and with the bonus of being able to add games to it i have all of the games i grew up with as well as some games that i didn't but got great reviews (like gremlins 2 from sunsoft).


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