If you only have four fingers on each hand like a Simpsons character.
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Mistletoe.
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Mistletoe.
Forum » Chew The Fat » You might like cartoons too much if...
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"If you think a 401K is your mother-in-law's bra size, you might be a redneck."
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...any of your children are named Duke, Optimus, or Jem.
You love this signature.
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... when you see a hole you think ACME.
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If you tell people to shaddup instead of shut up.
"If you think a 401K is your mother-in-law's bra size, you might be a redneck."
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...you have an irrational fear of turpentine.
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...when you get knocked out and start seeing little birds flying around.
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If you can survive being crushed by a grand piano or anvil.
"If you think a 401K is your mother-in-law's bra size, you might be a redneck."
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...you randomly pop off "I though I saw a puddy cat."
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If you blow someone up with dynamite.
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If you think on Halloween night, the spirits of the dead rise from their graves like in the Night on Bald Mountain segment from Fantasia.
"If you think a 401K is your mother-in-law's bra size, you might be a redneck."
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...realize monsters are only scaring you to keep their city running.
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