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| 44693 | Christmas Nostalgia & More! | <p><strong><em>The Incredible True Story of How Christmas Came To Be (</em>If you're a parent, pay attention to this so you can read it to your children)</strong></p> <p>THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO, before the dawn of man as we knew him, there was Sir Santa of Claus, an ape-like creature making crude and pointless toys out of dinobones and his own waste, hurling them at chimp-like creatures with crinkled hands regardless of how they behaved the previous year. These so-called "toys" were buried as witches, and defecated upon, and hurled at predators when wakened by the searing grunts of children. It wasn't a holly jolly Christmas that year. For many were killed. A war-like race of elves from the Red Planet landed on the ice-encased Earth, and they were immediately enslaved by the unevolved Santa Ape to make his confused toys using galactic elfin technology. Toys were made into recognizable shapes and given names like "train, " but these toys were also thrown at predators and defecated upon because they were so stupid. Christmas still sucked, in a big way.</p> <p>THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO, the ice had made the globe in-navigable. Santa Ape did not know what a North Pole was. How could he? He was born before science existed. So he arbitrarily placed his workshop right here long before they unionized. And Christmas was celebrated at each full moon in front of the great red ape!</p> | RetroSnob88 | Dec 20, 2019 |  |
| 44692 | McDonald's | <p>Is the Snickerdoodle McFlurry any good?</p> | Mr Magic | Dec 20, 2019 | |
| 44691 | Christmas Nostalgia & More! | <p>I'm now in the process of watching all the King of the Hill Christmas specials. Mh favourites are the ones with Bill</p> | RetroSnob88 | Dec 19, 2019 | |
| 44690 | Da' Dip by Freak Nasty | <p>I put my hand upon your hip. When I dip, you dip, we dip</p> <p>You put your hand upon my hip. When you dip, I dip, we dip.</p> | RetroSnob88 | Dec 19, 2019 | |
| 44689 | Forgotten Cartoons | <p>Yeah but those were Barney the Dinosaur's Play Along compared to Toxic Avenger</p> | RetroSnob88 | Dec 19, 2019 | |
| 44688 | Christmas Nostalgia & More! | <p>i'll be having an aunt come over who lives about 90 miles from me, thing is i haven't seen her in years. unfortunately she's one of the only family members who will join my family, some other family members became trumpers and we kinda lost connection with them.</p> | Benjanime | Dec 19, 2019 | |
| 44687 | Forgotten Cartoons | <p>@Retrosnobb88</p> <p>seeing how we also got cartoons for robocop and beetlejuice, i wouldn't be surprised.</p> | Benjanime | Dec 19, 2019 | |
| 44686 | Christmas Nostalgia & More! | <p>I'm watching Inspector Gadget Saves Christmas again. The best part is when Gadget being the dumbs*** he is putting handcuffs on Santa in a dungeon (and all this in a kid's cartoon. Andy Heyward is a pervert! There! I said it!) </p> | RetroSnob88 | Dec 19, 2019 | |
| 44685 | Forgotten Cartoons | <p> </p> <p>@Vapor:</p> <p>I'm liking the Stanley Ugly Duckling special.</p> | Mr Magic | Dec 19, 2019 | |
| 44684 | Forgotten Cartoons | <p>Capitol Critters</p> <p>The adventures of rodents that live underneath the White House.</p> <p><iframe frameborder="0" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/tudycBkob7Q" width="560"></iframe></p> | Mr Magic | Dec 19, 2019 | |
