Before the McRib, there was the BeefSteak....

Tired of being happy, then call the Crying Hotline...

The truth is out there, but so are the prices....

It's Freddy Krueger on your phone....

I fear any and all singing pills....

That dastardly Nick O' Teen is at it again....

Did Mario just tell me to go to he...oh just watch...

Pump up the volume....

If Cupie didn't scare you, Dumpy the Pumpkin surel...