We often talk about how pale SpongeBob is getting these days, but we don't often talk about our fave moments.

Who could forget the "I Can Explain" guy?

WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL TODAY IS

And it was supposed to be a simple assignment.

ah yes, nothing like "working overtime"

If you ever need any cheering up, don't go to Patrick.

so much effort just to be "employee of the month"

He has such a way with words.

Maybe he will have use for a razor. Remember, this guy spent years growing sideburns.