I love Nintendo Entertainment System (First introduced in Japan as the Nintendo Family Computer (or Famicom for short) in 1983 respectively, test marketed in New York as the Nintendo Entertainment System in October of 1985 and released nationwide the next year).
You know what games I love for it most? Games where you either slash or gun down people. I had a rough life that continues with me struggling because some fascist freaks are jealous of the life I've deserved for so long while my mean and spiteful abuser (bio sister who thankfully disowned me 4 years ago. She had an equally rough life and took it out on me. Oh and she used to call me the r word) is in paradise with no worries in the world all to show for how much of an a-hole she is). So to cope with the fact that she has it made while I continue to struggle, I love playing games like Contra, Hogan's Alley, Ninja Gaiden, Freedom Force, and Rush N Attack (Called Green Beret in Europe respectively), and pretend all the people I shoot or slash are her. Especially when I'm playing Rush N Attack where you knife people. It's all like "Knifey knifey, b****!" ). Everyday, I thank the good people of Nintendo for giving me this grandtastic coping tool.
Now, do you kids want to know how I use Mortal Kombat and Doom as the other ultimate coping tools for being out in public around a bunch of ignoramus buttwipes? (You must be 18 years of age or older)