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Children's Palace Was Real
As
I have gotten older I have found the joys of shopping for all kinds of things.
I have an affinity for cute clothes, bags, and shoes, but nothing gets my heart
beating faster than a trip to the toy store. Of course toy stores these days
seem like a rarity. Awhile back though there was just a plethora of toy stores
to choose from. I miss those days.
Take
for example Children’s Palace. Remember that store? Apparently no one in my
life does. I loved Children’s Palace and for the longest time I felt like I had
dreamt the place up. Obviously there was Toysrus and Kay-B-Toys, but Children’s
Palace was something else. First of all, the place looked like a palace! There
were towers and arched windows at the front. The inside was covered with toys,
just covered!
My
earliest memory of Children’s Palace was walking in and stumbling upon hard to
find figures that I had only heard existed through rumor. There was a Teela
proudly displayed with the other He-Man figures. I remember being so shocked
and grabbing my mom’s arm, “Mom! Look! It’s Teela!” I was that annoying child
that put my parents through the ringer searching for the hard to find stuff.
How they put up with me I will never know.
I
also remember being blown away by the sheer amount of products available. It
was as if the toy shelves reached to the ceiling. I couldn’t get enough. Not to
mention, I don’t think there was anything better than all the pinks and purples
from the Princess of Power toy line. The golden yellow lettering was just
magic. Pure magic!
However,
all these lovely memories of my toy trips to Children’s Palace have been
problematic. When I would recall these memories with my family and friends, no
one would know what I was talking about. It was as if I was making up something
on a whim. “Oh come on M, you dream about toys, this make-believe toy store was
probably in one of your dreams.” But I knew there had to be a real life
Children’s Palace. I may be a lot of things, but hallucinatory is not one of
them.
For
me, trying to prove the existence of a toy store that had been closed for
years, proved to be difficult. This was of course before the advent of YouTube
and Wikipedia. I had no way of really proving my memories, which is always a
frustrating event. I was just stumped, how in the world could the people in my
life not remember this?! I even had memories of going to Children’s Palace with
my cousins. The Palace was the only toy store around that still had Voltron
toys long after everywhere else gave up on the line.
With
so many memories in my mind, I knew I was not insane. I simply needed proof.
Enter Barbie. A family friend was hosting a charity gala with a silent auction
that my parents had attended. Some of the items in the silent auction consisted
of Barbie dolls from the 80’s and early 90’s. Naturally being the dorkette that
I am, my parents decided to make some bids on the dolls. They won since no one
else cared about the dolls.
After
giving me the dolls, I noticed that one of the boxes had a sticker on it. I’m
sure you are able to guess what happened next… The price sticker was from
Children’s Palace! I finally had all the proof I needed. I told as many people
that I could that Children’s Palace was real, that it had existed. People still
don’t remember, but I at least have the proof now.
Now
that we have the joys of YouTube, I also wanted to share some old clips of
Children’s Palace commercials.
This first clip is a massive long commercial where a cast of characters takes us behind the scenes of a “news” show while also bringing us the latest in toy commercials. I got such a kick out of watching this. The kids have some pretty good acting chops and the toys featured in this super long commercial are just the coolest. It’s quite a long view, but it is worth it.
Wasn’t that fun? The whole Barbie segment was so awesome and the quiz portions were hilarious! I also wanted to share one other commercial from Children’s Palace. Now this commercial is one that I actively recall. The message in this commercial is so true, and really sums up what was so nice about Children’s Palace stores. This was the toy store to go to for deals and the hard to find toys.
Does
anyone else remember Children’s Palace? There are certainly a number of toy stores
I recall from my youth, but this was one that was pretty special. Enjoy the
commercials, and stick around. There’s always more retro goodness at
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